Ra-ra-ra-Random

so I know it's been a long time since I've blogged. I'm a bad, bad person. It's not that I don't want to exactly it's just...well I don't know what it is. I guess I don't have the oodles of time I once did.

So to fill the void that I know you all have been feeling, I shall present to you a post with randomness which will be punctiated with commentary on the baseball game I am currently watching. It's not just any game ladies and gents. Oh no. It's the Giants-Rangers Game 1 of the World Series and my Giants, second fiddle to my Brewers, are winning. Oh yes. They are winning. GIGANTES!


Random 1: If you are a violator of the sanctity of the English language, there is a very real possibility I will slap you one day. I'm not talking about the casual violators who do things like u, btw, ftw, wtf. I'm talking about the people who constantly update their facebook with posts such as "Went2 Walk-Mart n got a bike 4reals. It wuz off the hook. NE1 want a ride laterz?" 

You and I will not be friends if you are a internet user like this. So sorry.

Random 2: Did you know in the event of a power failure for greater then two hours dry ice has to be called in to preserve the perishables at the store? OOOOH RUN YOU SOB! Score! Giants! Oh. Sorry. Anyway. Dry ice! How awesome is that? I find it to be very awesome.

Random 3: The people who live above us keep weird hours. They're up late and they're up early.

Random 4: the people below us are old(er). That means come winter time we'll be able to steal their heat. HaHa!

Random 5: I've been drinking. (Just thought I should let you know so any glaring errors can be attributed to that) 

Random 6: These couches are super fun to write on. The fabric is micro something or another so you can pet it one way and it's darker so you can write messages in it.

Random 7: Clams are my favorite sea food.

Random 8: I'm thinking about basing my credit card decision on the prettyness of the card.

Random 9: I have literally yelled GIGANTES! (Giants in Spanish) about 247 times today. The neighbors no longer like me.

Random 10: I'm done.

Have a good whatever it is when you read this.