Since When?

Ok. Since when are you supposed to refrigerate soy sauce? Teriyaki sauce? Hell, I never even knew you were supposed to shake teriyaki until I was cooking and looked up in the cupboard that have the sauce in it and noticed that the bottom was darker. This is all news to me! I figure we've been eating room temperature sauces for quite sometime now with no ill effects as to speak of so why waste any fridge space by putting them in?

In other news, from the always credible Onion newspaper, it turns out Craig Counsell was actually the best player during the steriod era. Here, read.

NEW YORK—After the records of players who used performance-enhancing drugs are carefully removed, statistics provided by the Elias Sports Bureau indicate that lifetime .255 hitter Craig Counsell was the best player of the past 15 years. "If you judge them on the basis of pure physical ability, you're left with Craig Counsell," said ESB representative Patrick Wondolowski, adding that Counsell's 35 career home runs narrowly beat out Quinton McCracken's 21 and pitcher Glendon Rusch's three. Upon hearing the news, broadcaster Bob Uecker lauded the Brewers utilityman as "one of the best I ever saw, if we're talking about those who I can say without a doubt never took steroids. He came this close to stealing a base off of Ivan Rodriguez, and I swear I heard him foul tip a Roger Clemens fastball. The kid could flat-out steroid-free play. One time he was playing third base and he caught a Rafael Palmeiro line drive—just caught it, right in his mitt." When asked about his Hall of Fame chances, Counsell dodged the question by asking if anyone had a few bucks so he could go buy a sandwich.

Hehe. It made me giggle even though they are rippin' on him some.

Got the NCIS Official Soundtrack yesterday! Woooooooohooo! Now if I ever want to throw my roommate for a loop, I can just play the theme song at a weird time and be like "what? NCIS is just starting at 8:47." I also picked up a Seether CD. Only 7 bucks, can't go wrong.

Ayait. I'm outtie.