Selling it away

I have come up with a plan to make money. I should sell my eggs and my plasma.

Did you know the average going rate for donating your eggs is $5,000 to $10,000? Holy cats! That is a lot of dough. Too bad the process seems a little bitching. Needles, prodding, complications. Not to mention 90 percent of people don't get accepted to donate. It'd be so much easier if I could just jerk it in a cup. But for 5,000 bucks how can you not give it some thought?

I'm not saying I'm gonna do it. I'd like to not risk my ovaries since someday I'd like to crank out a few kids that I get to keep. If I remain unemployed or can't get a good job in a few years then say hello to selling my eggs! You could almost get a car for that!

Plasma doesn't offer quite the financial payout. 20 to 30 bucks a go, but you can do it more often and it carries less risk then the eggs. I read that if you spend 8 hours a month donating you can get about $250. Plus you get to keep your blood! Though I have never donated blood because it scares me.

I should look into kidney selling. Though it would be a shame to get rid of one and then have the other one give out. I wonder, to you pee less if you have only one kidney? Or does your body compensate for it and speed up your heart rate so the blood filters through the one kidney faster?

All sorts of questions!

I should also look into doing those research things. I'm a healthy non-smoker between the ages of 18 and 50. I just don't want to be given the real drug, placebo me please!

Ok enough of that. Yes I could always turn to prostitution for some money but that is illegal. If I'm going to be selling my body I would like it to be a legal activity, which means I should probably not sell a kidney, and benefit others...in a non-dirty way. Ethics be damned.