en Vague

Sometimes when I blog I'm vague about certain things. Like identifying things because I have had a previous experience in yonder years. Though I don't think it'd take a genius to figure stuff out. Anyways why all this? Well because of the vagueness it disallows for me to be able to rant about some stuff. Stuff that pisses me off and I want nothing more then to just bitch up a storm. But I won't cause I know better.

So moving on.

Even though I really don't want to.

But I must.

So good news! I saw a dog today! Actually it has been an odd bird type day. First there were some vultures or hawks in the middle of the road feasting on some roadkill. Then I looked out my bedroom window and there was a flock of turkeys! (are turkeys considered a flock? Google says yes so I'll go with it.) The turkeys weren't in our yard but in the one right behind us. I should have tried to catch one so I could make my dream Thanksgiving feast in September! I would have used the Crawl method from "Son in Law." Do that high pitched scream that would induce a coronary in the bird. But then I'd have to bludgeon it with a hammer cause in the movie when they started to pull the feathers the bird woke up.

Yeeeaaaah. I don't think I could kill a bird with a hammer. I'll have to come up with a different plan to catch my turkey. Maybe one of those boxes with the string deals.

On that note I think I should call it a blog.