Here's what I'm gonna do...

Ever since Tim Lincecum won the Cy Young again on this week, I have become obsessed with his hair. And with just cause! It is ridiculous! Look, if a dude wants long hair then whatever. So be it. But with the conditions of you have got to make it look good. And he doesn't! It isn't horrible, it could be worse. It looks like the boy is using conditioner but it still is...ugh.

Here, look for yourself so you can see what I'm talking about.

Ok good. Now we've all got the visual. I think maybe he needs to run a comb through it a little more, add some shape or volume to it. Some layers. Something. He could make that work better. Also perhaps shearing off two or three inches would do wonders as well.

Anyway. So what's the point? The point is I've come up with all sorts of things I'd like to do to it. In no particular order here is my list.

Things I want to Do to Tim Lincecum's Hair
-Braid it.
-Comb it.
-Pull it.
-Cut it while he sleeps. (Difficultly level on this one is high)
-Color it. I'm thinking some ballsy highlights like bright red.
-Put it up in a bun with chopsticks.
-Brush it over his face and make him walk around like Cousin It.
-Put pigtails in it like Abby from NCIS.
-Shave it all off and give it to Locks of Love.
-Curl it. Or maybe do a perm.
-Search it for split ends like I do to my own hair when I'm bored and then break them off.
-Blow dry it.
-Make it into a mullet.

...I never said the list was gonna be normal.

And I also got to thinking what he could do now since he grew it out. Like he'd be the perfect young Snape for the Harry Potter movies! Who cares if they already got one? If they make a movie of his life, Joesph Gordon-Levitt could grow his hair back out like from the Third Rock days and play him!

Yeah that was weird. I know.