The Day Has Come

Its finally happened.

Hell must have froze over in the last hour and a half because I am rooting against the Brewers.

Ok, ok. So rooting against might be a bit much. But I'm not cheering for them. Maybe I am internally but out loud? Oh no. They are dead to me. This would only happen under certain, unique circumstances and amazingly enough the stars have aligned. It would only happen when they are facing the Giants. Check. It would be even  more likely to happen when Tim Lincecum is pitching. Double Check. It would come if they were sucking. Triple Check.

So here I sit feeling like I'm committing treason and oh my god. The Giants just hit a grand slam. I....I can't get excited over that! Love affair or not come on Brewers! I want Lincecum to do good and he has. But in  my mind he'd pitch seven strong, then the Brewers would nail the relief pitchers for runs to win.

I guess I'm a guilty cheater. I want the Giants to make me feel good since the Brewers haven't been able to but I can't get that excited feeling I get when the Brewers start to kick ass.

Still. While I'll be disappointed in a Brewers loss it'll be softened some by a Giants victory. I am quite happy though that both my favs are squaring up against each other and I don't mean the teams. Craigy is playing! I'd like to see a nice switch off of success between Lincecum and Counsell. One AB Counsell gets a hit or walk, the next AB Lincecum strikes him out. See, I think under normal circumstances I would want Counsell to do good in all this at bats. I still haven't forgave him for his two run blunder last night that cost the Brewers the game. It's tough love. That's all there is to it. 

Holy balls! The half inning has FINALLY ended. 11-1 San Francisco in the 4th. Wow.

What the heck Zimbrick? What's with the slow, almost seductive sounding jingle now? I hope that's only a one time deal.

Woohoo! Craigy is batting right now. (I'm typing really, really slow tonight. I'm distracted by this terrible game) Annnnnd he flew out to second. Great. Still on the shit list Mister.

I should just stop now.