Crock Pot

People who say I'm lucky for only having to work until 2 most days don't know what they're talking about.

"Oh but then you get the whole afternoon to do stuff." Oh you're full of crock.

Yeah fine I have the whole day to do stuff but you're forgetting a few key things. 1. I have to GET UP AT 5! I do not like having to wake up early! 2. I'm pretty certain it's against my DNA to fall asleep before 10 pm so before you try the go to bed earlier argument, I just schooled you. 3. What the shit am I supposed to do when everyone else I know is at work? 4. My time occupier works a retail second shift. (I made that term up since it isn't your traditional swing shift and well, I needed to call it something.) 5. And thanks to my early bed time my sleep schedule gets totally messed up when I kick it with TO. It's totally worth it but it'd be way better if I don't end up having to be up for 20+ hours.

Am I a bit whiney about it? Yes I am. Does a little part of me like it? Sure. But that little part gets drowned out by the louder voice saying "WHY ARE YOU AT WORK BEFORE THE SUN IS ON THE HORIZON?"

I think I'm going to end up like Mufasa. No, not trampled by a stampede. Any child of mine who gets up before the sun isn't mine and has to go to their father. Seriously.

That's my argument about why in reality it is not all that great to get done working at 2. Or 1. Or noon. Now 3, 4,5, and 6? Sign me the fuck up. Well no so much for the 3. I need to start closing again once a week for sanity's sake.