Backup Plans

I have settled on my backup plans for life.

If everything goes down the tubes and I'm left screwed with my pants on, then I know where to turn, what to do, where to go and all the jazz.

I have three really. If one backup fails, then I'll go to the another. If that one fails, then on the other. If all three fail, then I'll just get myself thrown in the State Pen.

What are these plans? I'm glad you asked!

The first: Move to Vegas, deal blackjack at the Palms in the High Roller's area so I make some sweet ass tips. It's also warm there so if need be I can make do in a cardboard box for a while.

The second: Move to Nantucket and sell driftwood art. How will I make my driftwood art different from other people's driftwood art? I can't tell you that. Why Nantucket? Cuz I've been watching far too much Wings. And I figure if my life blows, why not live on an island where I can just get away from it all?

The third: Bar tend in New York City. I like booze, I like bars, I like money. The only problem is that NYC is a pricey place to live so I'll have to make some fat tips. I can't live in a cardboard box there. Or I could find an apartment that's about 70 square feet in a bad neighborhood and invest in mace. I'm not quite sure.

I think my backup plans are pretty solid. Hope I won't have to use them, but it's nice to plan for the future.

Now, if only I could come up with some real life plans. I need to stop this indecisive shit.