Monday, March 19, 2007

“Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night..." MY ASS!

So the United States Post Office has the unofficial motto of “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.”

Well isn't that just dandy! So the men and women of the army that is the Post Office will drive their little trucks and drag their little bags on wheels through a sleet storm or a blizzard of the century yet they can't deliver me a damn letter.

Since when is it the motto of the Post Office not to deliver mail to a person who's letter had the correct address and a correct return address but a funny name? Why would that make a difference? The address was right. The zip code was right. Thats all you should care about Post Office NAZIS!

Fine, fine, fine. So you don't want to deliver the letter because the name is different. Alright. But why not return to friggass sender?! WHY?

Why am I upset with the Post Office? My friend sent me a letter well over three weeks ago and she put the correct address on it, the correct return address and all she did was put a funny name. And I have not got it. She has not got it back yet either. Where is it? Is this going to be one of those mysteries like when a sock disappears in the dryer?

¿Dónde está mi carta?

Où ma lettre est ?

Wo ist mein Brief?

Where is my letter?

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