Is your real name Jose?

My speech professor is Hispanic (which I find odd that I am learning the art of public speaking from someone who's native language is Spanish but that's another story) and today she said "No way Jose" a few times and I couldn't help but laugh. To myself, naturally. I just found it to be hilarious.

It also reminded me of this.
"If your real name Jose?"
"No, why?"
"Because it goes better with no way"
that also makes me laugh.

Ashbag...do you know what that's froooooooom? Do ya, do ya, do ya?!

Another thing I found funny was while I was walking back to my delectable dormitory room, I saw a man. He was wearing a buttpack and eating an apple. Doesn't sound all that funny but it was. Because he also had that frazzled Einstein hair going on. And his buttpack was not on his butt but front and center. So I had to think to myself that in an instance such as that, could one get away with calling it a penispack? No? Alright...

Here's another thing. I just saw a kid walking down the hall holding a roll of TP. Now, I wouldn't find this strange (well alright I would) but this isn't the first time he's done it. I noticed it a few times. Why? My question is why? Does he have a sensitive toosh? He likes three ply quilted over the sandpaper they provide?


One more thing. This makes me sad. http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2007/virginiatech.shootings/victims/index.html

It was sad enough before with just the numbers. Now the faces make it worse.

Ok I lied. Another thing. A more cheery thing! For anyone who hasn't seen The Landlord video, watch it!
http://www.yikers.com/video_will_ferrell_short_skit_-_the_landlord.html

That'll put a smile on your face!