Thursday, June 7, 2007

Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty free at last!

Paris Hilton is a whore.

That's nothing new though. Out of jail after three days?! That is buuuuuuuuuulllllshit mama. Oh boohoo. Little snobby rich girl got punishment most people would get and she gets out early. Three days in the hooscow lead to a nervous break down? Maybe she dropped the soap.

I hope they send her back because house arrest in a mansion has cruel and unusual punishment all over it.

I am watching some horrible Katie Holmes movie right now. This makes me think perhaps she lost her mind before she married Tom Crazy Cruise.

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

No exciting work stories. Saw some guy in magenta scrubs and I thought to myself "what self respecting surgeon wears salmon colored scrubs?" Noticed that the pregnant ladies are out in full force. That might sound weird yes but every year at this time it seems like the pregnant population grows and I hadn't really noticed it much last week. But the last few days, yup. Noticed the trend is back.

What is up with penguin movies?! Why has there been an explosion in the penguin market? The demographic exists? I haven't seen any of these penguin movies. Penguins are not an animal that entices me. They just...waddle. What else is there? Nothing. Lions. Now there is an animal I like. The Lion King. Need I say more?

Oh! Who uses parasols now adays?! Sorry, I just walked out of my room to get some water and walked back in and on the screen was Katie Holmes twirling a parasol while sitting in the middle of a lake in a row boat. After I got over the cliche factor I focused on the parasol. And now how dorm rooms in Hollywood look nothing like any dorm room I've ever seen.

Ok. No mas. I'm outta things to say.

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