I need out!

...Of this freaking state!

I know I've blogged bitched about it before but I am really feeling it right now. I hear people talk of vacations, see friends' photos and I can't take it anymore! I need out! I need to head west across the Mississippi or east of Lake Michigan. Or North across Superior into Canada. Though going south into Illinois doesn't sound poetic since there is nothing cool to cross except...toll booths. And lets face it people, those things are not cool. They take your damn money so you can get into Illinois. Enough said.

I'd take going to Iowa! Minnesota! Michigan! (but not the frigging UP. That is just like a tumor growth on the state of Wisconsin. Infecting the state with it's Spartan and Wolverine fans. Michigan should just give it up already. But then Wisconsin would lose its cool shape...) Ohio! Illinois! (I'm desperate people!)

Is it too much to ask? I've spent the past five years in the same places. Oregon. Madison. Fitchburg. Whitewater. Monroe. Minoqua. I think maybe Milwaukee like a grand total of twice. Once when I went to tour the campus and once when I went to a baseball game. Oh lets not forget the stops en route to the blasted northwoods. Wausua and SP. and Janesville once in a while during the school year. New London a handful of times but that's a new development to see TT.

All exciting places. I know! I mean there is no where better then Whitewater! I cannot contain my excitement over that place! A place that doubles in population when school is in. A place that doesn't have a record store, and Wal-Mart closes at 6 on Sundays! The student population drops in significant numbers on the weekends the place is so f-ing exciting! The University wonders why everyone spends their free time drinking, it's because the only places open on the weekends are the bars! And if you're not old enough to go there then you just drink in your damn room!

...I need out of this mitten shaped place.

Soon.