I love animal crackers. Both frosted and non-frosted. Right now I have a nice 3 pound bag of the non-frosted ones, and I think I've ate about two pounds so far which sounds kinda nasty, anyway, I love to play with them. I'll be sitting there watching TV and having the camel be chased by the buffalo. The end result? The camel's head getting bit off before the buffalo meets his untimely demise. Stampedes of cows are met with a monster of pearly (off)white complexion that chops them off at the legs. I found that if I bite the head off of one I can stick it on the body of another by licking the two pieces and sticking them together. So not only do I get to mangle animals I get to mutate them as well. I think that you are never too old to enjoy the fun of animal crackers. The same goes with balloons.
Balloons are fun regardless of age. At the start the amusement was because they floated. Then came the chasing/popping stage and then the hot lava stage. And the appeal of trying to keep the balloon from hitting the ground still lingers. I also like it when a string is attached so I can beat it like one of those paddle things. Very Blazing Saddles. I also like to attempt to kick it. You can just whip them around and not worry about breaking stuff while releasing some stress. They are magnificent!
...and I just wasted five minutes playing with one.
Gah. Headache.
I'm outtie and remember...I less than three you.
(get it?! hehe.)
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first of all i cant believe you do that to animal crackers!! what the hell? lol
second i cant believe you were playing with a balloon...by yourself...how much fun is hot lava is you're alone? serisoulsy?
third you are a huge dork... i <3 u lol geesh
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