Yesterday....

Was my 248 months birthday. Yeah. That's right. In December when it's my 250th I'll take presents.

The reason I thought of that was because as I sat in class yesterday, bored, I was writing the date on my paper and making it look pretty and then it dawned on my that it was four months until my birthday and then I thought well hey, how many months old am I? So I did the math. And I figure if kids can be called 16 months old instead of a year and a half then why not spice things up and do my age in months?

And I would have posted it yesterday but my internet is a bitch. Plain and simple. A bitchy bitch.

Gosh. I come up with all these ideas to blog about and then I end up spending an entry bitching about the internet so then I don't use the ideas. Oh well. That's just how it'll have to go I guess.

I have a rumbly in my tummbly. I need food so I am outta here.