How about a little cheese with that wine?

I love cheesy pick up lines.

Not for practical use or for them to be used on me but come on...they are hilarious!

I don't know how but me and A-bag got on the topic of cheesy pick up lines and so that made me want to know more so like the loser I am I did what any one else would do in this age of the internet. I googled some! And I found a few that made me laugh and laugh and laugh. If I were in a relationship with a fella I would totally say them to him at times just because.

Here are a few of the goodies:

• Were your parents bakers? (Why?) Cuz you’ve got a nice set of buns!
  
• Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
  
• Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
  
• Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
  
• Do you have a keg in your pants? (Why?!) Cuz I wanna tap that!
  
• I wish I were your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves!
  
• Roses are red, candle light flickers, after the meal, it’s off with the knickers!
  
• I’m not Fred Flintstone but I can make your bedrock!

Hahahaha! Oh, I'm a freak. But you gotta admit, a few of them are worth a giggle.

Alright. That's all I got. I must work at 7 AM, oh lucky me.