All my bags are packed...

I'm ready to go. I'm standing here, outside your door. I hate to wake you up to say goodbyyyyyyye! But the dawn is brakin', its early morn. The taxi's waiting he's blowing his horn laaaleelaablah blee blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaah! Cuz I'm leaving on a jet plane! Don't know when I'll be back again!

On that note, allow me to blog about something I don't care all that much about: Brett Favre leaving.

I am not a football fanatic, I prefer college football over pro and even then I don't care all that much. But being born and bred Wisconsin, I throw my loyalties to the Green Bay Packers and I know enough to know this. Brett Favre is a blowhole.

That's right. I have cursed the name of the once King of this state. I have damned him and will continue to. I don't care what's been said by either party, I don't. What I care about is this, he was a Packer for damn near two decades and this is what we get? He retired. He cried like a freaking baby and went on and on about not doing anything for a while. He shot down rumors of a return and now he's back. I guess it's semi-appropriate he was retired for four months. At least I think it was four. It was the start of April or the end of March when he announced it I think. Meh. So would that make it five? Hell if I know. I don't care enough I'm in a blind rage.
...not really.

Here's what I think. I think the next time he steps on to Lambeau Field he's gonna get booed like no one's been booed before. I think he's dug himself a hole. And yes the franchise is partially to blame but he's been the face of it for years. They'll rebuild, they'll get themselves a shiny new star. Favre's gonna be tainted in the eyes of everyone from now on. So I think.

I also think when it comes down to it there are two types of people. Packer fans and Brett Favre fans. Brett Favre fans will be bitter towards the Packers and hold the team responsible and cheer on Bretty boy as a Jet. Then there will be the Packer fans who realize that yes, Favre was the Almighty in Green and Gold, he carried the most weight on his shoulders at times but he couldn't do it alone. He just did it in flashy style. And let's not forget that Favre could suck ass with the best of them. He could throw a bomb for a touchdown to win the game but not complete a 10 yard toss for a first down. There's also the third category of football fans such as myself that don't care and like it when any team does a Hail Mary.

So I say let Favre be Favre, be a blowhole, a dillweed, an asswipe, a jerkoff. Let him come back to Green Bay and let him experience a new sensation no one ever thought he would. Being booed by thousands of fans on the field where he once was worshiped. Though I don't think the Jets play the Packers, like, at all. But still, you get the point.

On a different note I was thinking, why are those foam cheeseheads people wear orange with holes? What orange cheese has holes? I can see one in my head but I can't think of the name, gouda? No I don't think that's right. I could be crazy, that's always a possibility. But honestly, when you think of hole filled cheese you think Swiss. Swiss is white. And some people call 'sconsin folk cheddar heads. Cheddar does not have holes in it people! Come on!

This is mystery of life that I don't think will ever be solved.


AHAH! I googled it. Brick cheese!