Rings of Fire

I looooooooooooooooove the Olympics! Love 'em! Summer, winter. Doesn't matter. Love 'em.

I think each Olympics has their high points.

Winter: luge, bobsled, skeleton, speed skating.

Summer: Gymnastics, diving, synchronized swimming.

I mean, what's not to love about the Olympics? It makes me feel so cultured for two weeks. I learn fancy fencing terms, totally watched the American women sweep though I think they call it saber fighting or some crazy shit like that. Sure I forget most everything a few weeks later but there's just that glimmer of intelligence that comes for two weeks every four years. Or two years.

Wow what an old broad.. a 33 year old competing in gymnastics. Shit son.

Anyway. Hands down my favs to watch are gymnastics because it's easy to give your own color commentary to it and the excitement when someone falls off the apparatus. Diving because well... I don't know. It's just awesome. Synchronized swimming really isn't one of my favorites but really? How the hell is that a sport.

Wow. I can't tell if that gymnast is albino or if she just took a chalk bath before her routine. I'm being blinded by the paleness contrasting with the harsh lighting of the venue.

Oh! Michael Phelps in 29 minutes! Yeeeah. I don't get excited over swimming. There isn't much to see. It's just not flashy enough for me.

I just love the Olympics. I also love trick pool. Or billiards. There was some on ESPN the other day and not gonna lie, I got sucked into it. The shots they pull off are amazing!

Alright. That's enough of this shit. Adios amigos.