I'll take the...

Well. Yesterday I became peeved at someone. And decided said person deserved to win the bitchiest banana award. And then I told Abag that I if I were to ever open a restaurant, cafe, diner or shack I would make an after hours menu of smoothies. and since I don't use my time in a productive manner I bring to you the menu of my smoothies in picture form.
Yeah. Don't you pretend you wouldn't order one! They might be spiked, they might not be. It would be half the fun. Russian roulette with smoothies with semi-naughty names! I should go into the night club business!

You don't need to say it. I know it already. I got made Illustrator skills. ... not.

Alright. That's it.