The Unintentional Hiatus

Holy frick has it been a while since I've last blogged.

Aye, what's the excuse this time, eh?

Well I haven't got one except for pure laziness and, well, an uneventful life.

Since I'm feeling guilty as to my lack of blogging I need to come up with something to write about. Is there anything better to write about then my favorite person in the world Addisyn? No. So here we goooooooooo!

Oh my goodness Little Miss Thang is becoming more of a little girl then a baby every time I see her. Ok ok so I guess she hasn't technically been a baby for over a year now, she's a toddler. She's still a friggin' baby to me though! I know its cliche but damnit! I can remember like it was yesterday when all she was was a snuggle blob, to put it poetically.

Where to start? She's amazing at knowing what sounds animals make. Few stump her and she picks up on new ones like that! (yes, I did just snap) My favorite that she does has to be a tie between what does a horse say? Neeeeeeeeeigh! and what does a cat say? Eeeeeeow! There's no Me to her meow. Yet.

Body parts and articles of clothing are a thing of the past. She's had that down for a few month now. It's still a little bit of a shocker when you say hey you! Go get your shoes! And she fishes out the pair she wants to wear. Or better yet when she knows what shoes are mine. I was at the 'rents the other day when she was up and we had gone out earlier in the day to play with the bubbles and I had asked her if she'd put my shoes on for me. She didn't then but later when my ma and pa were getting her ready to take her back to her pops she came running over to me with my shoes, held them out and said, "Here Kaykey!" Aww. It doesn't sound like much in print put in person that shit just melts my heart.

That same day she wanted to help with something in the kitchen cause I guess she likes cooking so I made some cookies with her. Every time I turned on the beaters she'd look at me and yell," Stop peeeease! Stop peeease! Stop peeease!" For some reason she didn't like that part. She did like sticking her wooden spoon in everything and licking it. If anyone ate the current batch of cookies at my parents' house, congratulations you ate some Addy spit. Sorry.

She's doing a good job with those find the object in the picture books. You know where they have a cow, horse, pig, dog in a box and also in the picture. She does very well with them. She's also doing ok with her colors. She counts a little and knows some of the alphabet. If you're counting something out, like cups of flour, and she's by you sometimes she picks up where you left off . It's cute.

She's no longer restricted to one word communication, she's started on simple sentences. A lot of "I help!" or "I'm comin'!" Words with please thrown in.

She's also getting a little bit of an attitude. But she's two so that's normal. There's a whole lot of MINE! going around or you'll be sitting in a chair and she crawls up in your lap and for a second you think "Ah! She wants to snuggle!" and you get all excited only to realize what she's really doing is attempting to throw you off the chair because it's "Addy's chair!"  She's starting to realize more when she's done something naughty because she's takes her talkin' to like a champ and generally stops what ever it was. Temporarily at the very least.

Perhaps the best thing she's learned as of late is to help chant Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Scott Walker's got to go!

If someone says hey, hey! She'll go ho, ho! And sometimes if you ask her who has to go she'll give you a Scott Walker only it sounds more like Sot Walkeh! She gets the got to go part at times too. She's a smart girl learning to dislike that terrible human.

I'm sorry but the man has won douche of the year and it's only March. That takes talent. He's not right. Nope. Not right. It's all in the approach Mr. Governor and your approach is terrible. Terrible which starts with t that rhymes with gee as in Gee, we're in trouble if your budget repair bill and budget goes through as is because apparently you think public education isn't something to take seriously you fuck.

Whoa. Yeeeeah. Yeah sorry about that.

Ok. I think that's enough for now. And no. I didn't proof this.