I have a very important announcement to make...
Cannonbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllll!
No, no that isn't the urgent news. The urgent news is, can I get a drum roll for this, the urgent news is at 5 pm central time on October 3 I became the proud owner of a playoff ticket for the National League Division Series at Miller Park tomorrow.
That's right bitches and ho's I AM GOING! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
How did I get my grimies on one? Sexual favors. I rolled up my sleeves and did what I had to do.
Or I could've spent twenty minutes sitting at my computer clicking and refreshing waiting for the moment when I was let in to get one. and then it happened. And then I came damn close to peeing myself. Then about 20 minutes later my roomate, who was double fisiting computers by using mine and hers, got in and bought one. And then I came even more close to pissing myself over that.
Guess how much they cost? Nope, I get to keep my arms and legs. 30 bucks. THIRTY DOLLA! Sure you're getting screwed on parking but grand total I'm gonna have to pony up 40 bucks to the Brewers to see this game. Hellz yes. Hellz freaking fraking YES!
Oh man. I'm so exicted! I just can't hid it! I'm gonna lose control and I think I like it! ...ok I don't know if that's how the song goes.
It just puts a big ol' smile on my face thinking about it! Ahhhhhhhhhh! I'M GOING!
deep breaths katie...deep breaths.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm just so happy!
Ok. Now I have a different priority to handle, like going upstairs and knocking the shit out of tubby because he is being do fucking loud.
No katie! No! If I do that I might jeopardize my playoff ticket if I'm cuffed and stuffed.
Oh you fat piece of shit, though I don't know if he's really fat, I some day will think of a way to annoy you. Get shoes that let me walk on the ceiling or something.
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Friday, October 3, 2008
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Crazy Hallmark
... get it? Wild Card...crazy Hallmark? Ahahahahaha! Oh I'm lame.
Anyway, I'm more in a state of mind where I can type with out going nutso.
...
Well, I'll try.
They have done it! It comes down to the last friggin' game of the season but oh have they done it! My boys! The Brew Crew came through!
CC ya in the playoffs!
Do you Brew-lieve?
It definitely was a game in which I should have probably popped a Tums or twenty five. It was by no means a blow out or a guarantee win. It took my man, Mr Counsell, to draw a walk with the bases loaded to tie the game at 1-1. Then it took a two run home run by Ryan Braun in the 8th to put the Brewers ahead 3-1. And CC Sabathia pitched the entire game on three days rest too.
I was a nervous nelly through the whole game. When it got to be the 5th or 6th inning I had to watch in my room so I could distract myself by doing homework because I could just feel my stomach lining wearing thin. It's crazy how the fate of 25 men affects me so. And it's nice not getting my heart broken by them for once.
Ah! I can't believe it! Yes a few post ago I was saying their playoff hopes had died a slow and painful death. Yes I was being pessimistic on the outlook of the season. But you know what that's called? That's called tough love. Yeah.
I subscribe to the school of tough love and my boys needed some. That right Bill Hall bobblehead on my desk, you shake your head in agreement with me because you know it's true! It paid off didn't it? Yes it did. After the win Friday night I wanted nothing more then to be like 'Ahhhhhhhhhh! They could have this thing wrapped up by tomorrow! Ahhhhh!' but I didn't cuz I knew things could go wrong, and they did. Even after they won today and the Mets were losing 4-2 I didn't go buck wild, I just went wild, until that final out was recorded. Then I jumped up and down and threw my cup. I contemplated giving myself a beer shower but a few things stopped me. 1) I would have to clean it up. 2) That's a waste of perfectly good beer and where I come from you don't do that and 3) that would be really, really weird. Alright I lied. I never thought about giving myself a beer shower until now. And that's cuz I might be drinking one in celebration!
Speaking of celebration I'm gonna be a super fan and go to the rally tomorrow in Milwaukee for the Brewers. I hope I win some free shit! I hope I get to see my favorite! And there are fireworks! woo! Kick ass sea bass!
Ok enough of this. I must do some other things.
Anyway, I'm more in a state of mind where I can type with out going nutso.
...
Well, I'll try.
They have done it! It comes down to the last friggin' game of the season but oh have they done it! My boys! The Brew Crew came through!
CC ya in the playoffs!
Do you Brew-lieve?
It definitely was a game in which I should have probably popped a Tums or twenty five. It was by no means a blow out or a guarantee win. It took my man, Mr Counsell, to draw a walk with the bases loaded to tie the game at 1-1. Then it took a two run home run by Ryan Braun in the 8th to put the Brewers ahead 3-1. And CC Sabathia pitched the entire game on three days rest too.
I was a nervous nelly through the whole game. When it got to be the 5th or 6th inning I had to watch in my room so I could distract myself by doing homework because I could just feel my stomach lining wearing thin. It's crazy how the fate of 25 men affects me so. And it's nice not getting my heart broken by them for once.
Ah! I can't believe it! Yes a few post ago I was saying their playoff hopes had died a slow and painful death. Yes I was being pessimistic on the outlook of the season. But you know what that's called? That's called tough love. Yeah.
I subscribe to the school of tough love and my boys needed some. That right Bill Hall bobblehead on my desk, you shake your head in agreement with me because you know it's true! It paid off didn't it? Yes it did. After the win Friday night I wanted nothing more then to be like 'Ahhhhhhhhhh! They could have this thing wrapped up by tomorrow! Ahhhhh!' but I didn't cuz I knew things could go wrong, and they did. Even after they won today and the Mets were losing 4-2 I didn't go buck wild, I just went wild, until that final out was recorded. Then I jumped up and down and threw my cup. I contemplated giving myself a beer shower but a few things stopped me. 1) I would have to clean it up. 2) That's a waste of perfectly good beer and where I come from you don't do that and 3) that would be really, really weird. Alright I lied. I never thought about giving myself a beer shower until now. And that's cuz I might be drinking one in celebration!
Speaking of celebration I'm gonna be a super fan and go to the rally tomorrow in Milwaukee for the Brewers. I hope I win some free shit! I hope I get to see my favorite! And there are fireworks! woo! Kick ass sea bass!
Ok enough of this. I must do some other things.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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OH MY FUCKING GOD THE BREWERS HAVE MADE THE PLAYOFFS!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...I will blog more about it later. At the moment I'm too busy being hocked up on excitment!
FUCK YES MILWAUKEE!!!
FUCK YES!
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OH MY FUCKING GOD THE BREWERS HAVE MADE THE PLAYOFFS!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...I will blog more about it later. At the moment I'm too busy being hocked up on excitment!
FUCK YES MILWAUKEE!!!
FUCK YES!
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