Attention, Attention

I have a very important announcement to make...

Cannonbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllll!

No, no that isn't the urgent news. The urgent news is, can I get a drum roll for this, the urgent news is at 5 pm central time on October 3 I became the proud owner of a playoff ticket for the National League Division Series at Miller Park tomorrow.

That's right bitches and ho's I AM GOING! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

How did I get my grimies on one? Sexual favors. I rolled up my sleeves and did what I had to do.
Or I could've spent twenty minutes sitting at my computer clicking and refreshing waiting for the moment when I was let in to get one. and then it happened. And then I came damn close to peeing myself. Then about 20 minutes later my roomate, who was double fisiting computers by using mine and hers, got in and bought one. And then I came even more close to pissing myself over that.

Guess how much they cost? Nope, I get to keep my arms and legs. 30 bucks. THIRTY DOLLA! Sure you're getting screwed on parking but grand total I'm gonna have to pony up 40 bucks to the Brewers to see this game. Hellz yes. Hellz freaking fraking YES!

Oh man. I'm so exicted! I just can't hid it! I'm gonna lose control and I think I like it! ...ok I don't know if that's how the song goes.

It just puts a big ol' smile on my face thinking about it! Ahhhhhhhhhh! I'M GOING!

deep breaths katie...deep breaths.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm just so happy!

Ok. Now I have a different priority to handle, like going upstairs and knocking the shit out of tubby because he is being do fucking loud.

No katie! No! If I do that I might jeopardize my playoff ticket if I'm cuffed and stuffed.

Oh you fat piece of shit, though I don't know if he's really fat, I some day will think of a way to annoy you. Get shoes that let me walk on the ceiling or something.