Blast!

Dangit! Brewers lost yesterday. Fook.

It's alright. They got CC on the mound tonight and he is one bad mofo. And by bad mofo I mean he is outstanding! They got these next three games. For sure.

So I really want a Craig Counsell bobblehead. And not just any bobblehead I want this one. Depicting the winning run of the '97 World Series. I should get my mom to buy it for me! It'd be fun! Then I'd have a better one then Bill Hall. And bobbleheads are just fun all together. The slow nod of their head's continuously as I type. Yes Billy, oh yes. Shake your head. And when Billy does bad, I get to take him off his shelf and shake him like a Polaroid picture. Shake some sense into him! And then his head makes a cool noise.

...Right.

Hey here's a question. How did the Chicago White Sox become the bastard child of Chicago? What the hell? Both the Sox and the Cubs have been in the city for pretty much the same time and both teams suck. Except the White Sox who won a World Series in '05. The Cubs have been waiting for the past 100 years. Yet the White Sox seem to be the red headed stepchild of the City. I get there's some North side vs South side stuff but really. It seems like the Cubs get all the lovin' when the Sox have been better as of late. Oh that's right. The Cubs are owned by the Tribune, so they get the media love no matter what.

Also, here's another question. Am I the only person who thinks Senator Herb Kohl looks a little bit like Mr Burns from the Simpsons? Yes? Alright.

Since I'm on a role one more thing...Those fancy bathtubs with doors. The ones meant for older people and are always on infomercials. Here's my thing about them. They seem all fine and good but what about when it's time to get out? You gotta sit there while the water drains and then freeze your ass off. Anybody who's sat in a bathtub while it drains knows that it gets freaking cold as the water recedes. So the old person has to sit there as the water drains completely before they can open their fancy little door. Now I know my grandma and that lady is cold on an 75 degree day. I can't imagine her sitting in a bathtub (eww! eww! I don't wanna imagine that) waiting for the water to go down. Does it have supersonic drains? The water gets sucked down in record time? Sure you could plan ahead and put a towel right there but still you gotta wait until it's past your ass before that'll do you any good. But thinking about it some more I don't think your completely submerged in those things either. Burr! and how do you wash your hair? And why not take a shower instead? I'd rather get the grip slip handle that adheres to any surface and makes getting out of the tub easier! then one of those bathtubs.

Alright I'm done. Enough weird as musing for now.