Oh the Humanity!

You know that "guy" I wrote about, down there, with the Einstein hair and buttpack? Well turns about he's a she. Saw him, nix that, her walking again today and well. This time I could tell it was a woman. Whoops. Still had the crazy hair and the buttpack. Though I guess in light of the post before, it could be a va-jay-jay pack instead of a penispack.

I think the word we're looking for is Anyways...

I didn't post anything yesterday. I don't work on the Sabbath. HAHA. oh. I almost was able to type that without laughing.

I got nothing. No exciting observations. No nothing. I have the start of "The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe stuck in my head and that's about it.

What's that? Oh you want to hear it! Well alright!

"Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore-- "

I find the best way to read it is to read it slowly, with a certain sort of emphasis on the end of the words like midnight, dreary, pondered, weak and weary. Basically any word a person wouldn't use in normal conversation.

"emphasis" made me think of the movie A View from the Top. (Not that great of a movie really) when the characters played by Mike Meyers and I think its Christina Applegate say something to the affect of:

Christina: Ass-is the window
Mike: It's assess the window. You put the wrong Em-fastus on the wrong Syl-abble.