I've seen enough!

I just came from Pirate of the Caribbean: At World's End. (Why I had to do the whole title I do not know and no, I won't say what happens) and all I have to say is...HOW COULD THEY? I mean COME ON!

What I am referring to is not something most people would react to in the way I do. It stems from the love I have of a certain character.

I was talking with the other Katie afterwards and said I should go see it again and at the part that I have some what mentioned scream at the screen and declare "I've SEEN ENOUGH!" and then get up and leave...and then trip on the way out. For effect. During a crowded showing while sitting in the middle of the theater. I might get blacklisted from the theater though...

Ok well I'm pretty tired. So I should go to bed or something.

Keep cool my babies!

I'm gone five days...

and things change!!!

First off, the Brewers are just sucking canal water. (We watched both Porky's this weekend so all the quotes from the movies are gonna be stuck in my head for weeks to come) They are in a major slide my man.

Second, L.Lo is busted BUSTED for DUI plus possible drug charges and more! It's Christmas in May! First Paris now Lindsey Lohan?! I just love it when rich little snobby slut face bitch whores get what a normal person would get.

What I don't get is why the police just don't go bust a fancy night club in NYC or LA and get all those frigging underage celebs. They'd meet their quota so fast!

Was up north at the new place in Eagle River these past few days. Boy am I glad to be back in a bed that isn't about six inches too short and I can't hang my feet over the end to make it alright. Those bunk beds get worse and worse each time. So does the smells erupting from Tyler's ass. Four of us in a room that is, I shit you not, a little smaller then my parent's walk in closet and Tyler has an ass that smells of a rotting rhinoceros. Is not fun. The best way to get any sleep is if you're buzzed cuz then, for me at least, I hit that amount when I get sleepy from the booze and then BOOM! I can sleep.

I got a fishing license for the first time ever this year and get this: the only fish I caught all weekend was when I was illegal. Figures. Oh well. Not like fishing was the only thing I was doing.

Start back at work tomorrow! Oh boy, I cannot WAIT! Do I need to lay the sarcasm on any thicker or is it being relayed over whatever the internet uses to relay things...

The only good thing on TV outside the Brewers right now (who I won't get to watch much cuz of work) is the last few episodes of Studio 60 are going to air. Watched the one from last week tonight and I just have to say that the only character I'm gonna really miss is Jack. Damn.

Ohhhhhhh how could I forget! My spoils from Ireland are FANTASTIC!!!! and no, that isn't sarcasm. The parents have done good. Guinness stuff galore! Shirt, magnet, key chain and AND an awesome ass clock that is in the shape of a pint and says time for a pint on it! hehehe. Looks better then how I describe it. Plus a pretty necklace annnnd I think that was it.

I love me some Guinness... I should really learn how to spell it. I had to reach for my magnet to know how.

Ok. I should go to bed I'm tired and have to actually do something tomorrow. Oh how I love working 40 hours.

All the wrong places

So, my photos are back! Woohoo!

The theme was formal wear in the wrong places.

I used some different filters and colors on some of the pictures.

here they be.

LOOK AT THEM NOW DAMNIT!!!!

http://new.photos.yahoo.com/wahooo18/album/576460762402411145

yeah, that's what I thought.

Suck it California!

That offer of $25 still stands. I still have unpacking to do. But it is so much better! Though I have a feeling mommy dearest and pops will not be satisfied. (I just shoved a whole lotta crap in tubs and decided to label them "apartment stuff" so I don't have to unpack it...and can leave it in the living room for a few more weeks. hehe)

Did the photo shoot today. Fingers crossed they turn out good. I was gonna do the one hour photo but I had three rolls to develop and well I didnt want to spend the 6 extra dollars. Cuz I got the photo discs too so I can play with them on my computer (Fernando is my computers name, in case you ever wanted to know)

Um...yeah. So that's a little embarassing that I named my computer. I like to name things. I'm a freak.

OK then.

I'm sitting here watching the Brewers and well let me just say, Geoff Jenkins needs to do something different with his facial hair. Yikes. And I'm a little curious what the players talk about to each other. The keep showing Prince Fielder on first base talking to the runners from the Dodgers and I'm just a little curious what they talk about. The weather? Politics? How the wife and kids are? How to do the perfect wet towel snap in the locker room? Or do they talk smack?

I like the different stances of the batters. Some hold the bat really high and have their elbows all pointy like Counsel does. Others hold it more normal like.

Ok Enough with the baseball talk.

It is so freaking warm! I loves it! It is going to be warmer here then in LA tomorrow. Yah! Take that Southern California TAKE THAT!

What is up with the Beckham's moving to America? (yeah yeah old news I know) I mean, really. People can try and try, America is just not a soccer country. I thought of it with the talk of LA being warm because won't all of Victoria's parts melt? Her lips and boobs are gonna just go byebye. She'll melt down and be able to be used as crayons.

*sigh* enough with this blog.

I have $25 with YOUR name on it!

I will pay you if you unpack and organize all my stuff. Yup. I will. I'm sorry, I can't afford more than $25 though. I'm a poor, broke college student who has rent to pay and with gas on the up rise, looking at my car with a furrowed brow and cursing this country's dependence on foreign oil and our lack of mass trasit systems.

I've had some things to drink tonight. Unpacking drive me to the bottle.

Tomorrow is an exciting day. Why you ask? I will tell you why. It is a *drumroll* PHOTO SHOOT DAY! Yes! You read my correctly! Tomorrow is the day I am shooting my new collection, as I like to call it. Makes me sound all special and, like, good.

The theme is formal wear in all the wrong places. I'm having Ashley, my model because she is willing, wear prom dresses and other formal clothes in weird places. Like on a slide, playing pool, carrying a golf bag, working under the hood of a car. That's just to name a few. I'll post them somewhere for everyone and everything to see! We've laid out clothes tonight, I have sketches of shots I want. Tomorrow comes the hard work. Getting my pictures!!

I should find a photo contest or something...Perhaps I will be a photojournalist! YAAAAAAAAAAY!

OK. Moving on.

went up north this weekend. First time this year and first time to the new place. It's ok. It has a nice view and a nice setup. But I miss my Minoquoa. Eagle River is just so...Boooooorrrrrrring sounding. Though they do have a few dollar stores. I do like a nice thrift.

So my parents are in the Emrald Isle. I loath them for not taking me. I would have made a GREAT travel companion for my mommy. I like museums and looking at old shit. I mean stuff. I could take pretty, pretty pictures and with my memory I would make an outstanding tour guide. but nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I sit here in my room, typing like a monkey on speed. And very perplexed by the song playing on my sister's iPod. It is disgusting! She's nasty! but has a catchy little chorus. "Don't want a short dick man!" Not something to sing around you're grandparents I say. Sick! It is so wrong. Another reason why I don't like hip hop. So graphic...and so straight forward. So wrong. SO WRONG I SAY.

Ok well this has reached mammoth lengths. I should continue my unpacking but every time I look over my shoulder I shiver and cringe with the feeling of un-organization and dislike for clutter yet lack the will to and know how to properly unpack in a sufficient manner.

PS the song has changed and it is another NASTY NASTY ONE! My ears! My young, sweet, innocent and impressionable ears are being sabotaged by this filth! Where is Tipper Gore when I need her?

Happy 40th!

Oh boy! My 40th post! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Ok. I am suffering from a big ol' case of "can't get motivated to get crap done"

I can taste the freedom! It is so close. Tomorrow. Sweet sweet Thursday.

Finished my presentation. Give it in a short while. It's filled with me reading quotes from a book. And a West Wing clip. Gotta love the Wing.

Aye! I just can't get my butt in gear. I still need to study for my test tomorrow yet here I sit. I have conflicting feelings. I want to study but I want to pack. I want to eat but I want to sit here. I want to sleep but I want to scream.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I don't like to be rushed. I feel rushed. I feel like tomorrow is going to bing bang boom. Get back to my room, pack up the car, leave. But I need to return my books in there at some point. I don't see the rush to get up north. I don't like being rushed! I want to take my sweet ass time.

I don't wanna go up north either. Screw that. It isn't all that fun.

*sigh*

I need to get back to looking like I'm working.

Evidence of Things Seen

This is just sad.
That is the gum I have bought with my food points. The gum that I bought to waste my food points. And waste I have.
It just might be more sad that I took a picture of it. Well three actually, had to get the best one.

What's the grand total? 21 packs. 2 Orbit Bubblemint, 3 Orbit Spearmint, 1 Orbit Citrusmint and 1 Orbit Peppermint. 2 Dentyne Ice Spearmint, 2 Dentyne Ice Shiver Mint, 1 Dentyne Ice Peppermint and 2 Eclipse Midnight Cool. 2 Stride Spearmint and 1 Stride Winterblue. And 1 of each: Trident Splash Peppermint with Vanilla, Extra Wildberry Frost, Extra Classic Bubble and Extra Cool GreenApple.

And I just knocked a stack of them over...so sad. Did ya pick up that I like Spearmint gum the best? And Bubble is good too.

Did you hear that Addison from Grey's got her spinoff? Yeah it's called "Private Practice." Ironically enough, that's what I would name my whoring business.

Ok. That was a really bad excuse for a study break. Man.

...insert crafty title here...

Oh! Yesterday I forgot to say something!

Me and Lauren went to lunch at Noodles yesterday and we pulled into a parking stall and I looked over at the car next to me and guess what? Someone left their baby in the car. Yeah. How big of an idiot is that person? All the windows were rolled down at least but still, that is wrong beyond all reason. I could have stole that baby. We sat their staring for a little while completely dumbfounded. Who does that? They say all the time not to leave your dog in the car so why would you leave your friggin' kid in it? We decided that if the kid was still sitting there when we came back out perhaps we should do something about it.

Anyway.

It's sad. I won't be able to watch Gilmore Girls or The Office this week. Or Grey's. But that I can watch on the Internet so I'm not too worried about it.

I'm eating a blowpop right now and man! I have forgotten just how good they are. Love them. All those years of not chewing gum are catching up to me.

Brewers blew a 6-2 lead yesterday. Pitiful. I like to put the blame on Derrick Turnbow. It was him pitching when the Phillies had a six run 8th inning. Shouse pitched some too but really, twas Turnbow who sucked monkey balls.

JJ Hardy is as hot as ever. Both in baseball and in looks. hehe. Ok. 12th home run of the season last night. Dang.

Baseball is the only pro sport that I like. Not a fan of the others. All those athletes seem way to money hungry. Plus college baseball isn't as big as other college sports. Not nearly as many baseball players it seems get signed with Nike for multi-million dollar endorsements or contracts for that matter. A-Rod and all of the Yankees are exempt. That team is just ridiculous.

Ok. Back to my studies. So studious I am. NOT!

Road Rage. Yup I got a mild form of it.

There are big orange signs that say "Road Work Ahead"

There are big orange signs that say "Right Lane Closed Ahead"

There are big flashing signs with an arrow that says "Merge Left"

And there are the select few idiots who sit in the right lane until they are about 15 feet from the construction barrels and expect to be let in.

Ohhhh no mister. I don't think so. You are going to wait. You can sit there with your blinker on and looking a little desperate all you want. I am not letting you in. Oh no. Go ahead and bad talk me. Maybe if you weren't so dumb and learned to read then I would have let you in. I would have let you in about 200 feet back. But once you're right there, sitting like an idiot then nope. Not gonna happen.

Ok. I had to rant.

So. Last few days of school. Hooooooray! Breezed into Whitewater around 3 today. Don't have to go to any finals until Wed night. Spending tonight and tomorrow doing projects and studying. Fun times. oh yes!

Um so yeah. I don't really have anything exciting to blog about. Which isn't a big change. Not looking forward to packing. Blach.

Guess I better keep on keeping on.

ETA damn you Ashley! Damn you! It was a typing error! garsh.

This is the month of me

Did you know that May is better speech, language and hearing month?

Me neither until I saw it on the U Dub Dub homepage.

It is the month of me!

Why? The better language part. Yeah. I think there are some people who could really go for a crash course in language skills. Not Spanish, French or Cantonese. Nah. English. I tell ya. When I hear some people speak, my skin just crawls. To butcher the language of Shakespeare is a shame.

What gets to me the most is when people don't use the plural form. For example, "These is for Friday." Yikes! My ears are bleeding! I don't get picky of who vs whom and people who say "Me and my friends" instead of "My friends and I" Those things are ok because they don't make my head hurt.

I don't like when be say Da for The. I don't like the word ain't. It has it's place I'll give you that but for the most part, nuh. Don't use it! Makes everyone sound like redneck hill people. "this ain't my gun!" as compared to "This isn't my gun!" Why gun? I don't know.

It is one thing if a person negates proper grammar and spelling for artistic license. I type cuz because I want to. Say shiz instead of shit cause I find shiz less harsh sounding.

What is up with people saying you's guys?! I...I...ow.

I don't know what makes me like this. It isn't like I come from a family of English teachers. I think some people sound ridiculous when they speak in perfect English. I am just against the blatantly obvious misuse.

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd scene!

Crap!

Crap! Crap crap crap crap crap!

I'm addicted to a game. No not the ladybug one. A balloon one where a monkey throws darts at them.

This is not the time of year to get addicted to a game! Though I did beat it so I could theoretically stop playing. But I still have the urge. Crap!

So good news. Saw a dog today! No not really.

I only have one exam. One! And it is next Thursday which blows. But oh well.

I'm listening to the Brewer game cuz it isn't on the boob tube today and I just love how things are sponsored. Like the "US Cellular Call to the bullpen!" Or on the TV its the AFLAC trivia question. At least it isn't NASCAR with the players being covered in ads. "Well look here JJ Hardy is sponsored by Reebok, Klement's and Fig Newton!" I friggin' hate NASCAR.....

Ugh. I have such, umm, summeritis. Can't call it senioritis cause I'm not a senior so it'll have to be summeritis.

I really want to hear Bob Uecker say "Just a bit outside" Hasn't yet. But I do like his voice.

Uecker is a fun name. I like fun names. Like "Johnny Estrada" That's a fun one to say. Prince Fielder is fun as well. Though who names their child Prince? I have a great dislike and annoyance towards people who name their children horrible horrible horrible names. It is just plain cruel. Yes, name you're child Apple. Like she won't get made fun of. Though she'll probably go to a school with other little celebrity children so Apple might seem like the most normal name. I will have a rigorous process of evaluating the names of my offspring. Just the first name, then the first name paired with the last. Then the whole kit and caboodle. (is that right?) Life can be mean enough, why add pain with a bitchin' name?

Alright. I need to get shiz done.

Take it All Ladybug!

Turn up your sound, go to this site and play this game!

http://www.addictinggames.com/ladybugmatinggame.html

Do it NOW!

It improves you're eye hand coordination...and is DDR for ladybugs humping and a grumping.

I can't ever have a ladybug land on me again and think of innocent youths running about, trying to catch them with a sparkle in their eye and a pure heart. Thank You Ashley for exposing me to such filth!

.....It is hilarious though...and damn addicting!

Now, If this was lightning bugs then I could believe it. Horny Bastards.

Can I get "Hell Yes"?

I am so on top of my game!

I finished a paper that doesn't have to be turned in until next week. I'm all done with my speech test for tomorrow and its not even 3. And I think I know what I'm gonna do my presentation on.

dang! I'm good!

In other news...Well. There is no other news. Went home this weekend. Spent it sitting on my ass in front of the TV with the laptop. I just clicky clacky type type typedy my paper away. Watched the Brewer games on the GATV (Giant Ass TV) which was fantastic. They won both Saturday and Sunday. Can't go wrong. Leading not only the NL Central or the National League but.. BUT the whole of Major League Baseball! Can I get a woot woot? And the Nationals are in town and well...they are not very good. I need to get out to Miller Park.

OH I SMELL COFFEE! Smells fantastic. Makes me want some. Perhaps I will.

I saw something funny on the drive home Saturday. I saw a motorcycle with three wheels. You're imagining a motorcycle with one wheel in front and two in back right? A standard tricycle type fashion. WRONG! It had two wheels in front and one it back! It was so weird!

My blog titles are lacking creativity. My apologies.

Off to fill in the bubbles on the scantron sheet...

OH HEY! I forgot to add...How great is it that Paris Hilton is going to jail? I mean, seriously. How great? I find it great! Because finally FINALLY! one of these rich little snotty whore bitchfaces so called "celebrity" is getting what a normal person would get. Time down the river. Has a reservation in the vertical bar motel. Going to the slammer, clink or big house.

I thought Martha Stewart getting locked up was great, this is better!

She is so screwed.

Good golly miss Molly!

Holy balls. Our room yesterday looked like a disaster area. We decided to take down our lofts, just the two of us, and in order to do that we had to move basically everything. Twice. Our door was blocked so there was no leaving. The floor by the window was blocked. It took cat like movements to move around the room. I had to stand on my chair, then climb on my loft than swing around just to get to safe ground. It was a mess. But now all is well. I'm taking shiz home today. Yay! Then sitting at home and writing my paper. Not so yay.

Oy vey. So much to do.

OH MY! I saw perhaps the funniest thing ever last night. At CUTS there was a jumpy castle and I look over and what do I see sitting in front of it? A wheelchair. An empty wheelchair! And not just a manual roll it yourself one but an electronic one. I am perplexed on how that works! Was the person just sitting there and letting other people bounce them around or were they sort of....flopping? More power to 'em I say. Have fun in the jumpy castle!

Right. Does that make me a bad person? Hope not. Now my liking of Helen Keller jokes just might do the trick though....Seriously though people. Go to youtube, type in Helen Keller is the perfect woman and get ready to laugh. I can thank Tyler for that. Ah. I don't know what it is about Helen Keller that makes me laugh. But I know I'm not the only one!

Ok well I should get on with my things to do.

If only I knew how to make margaritas. Then I could sit at home and drink them. I could just drink Corona but YUCK! That shits naaaaaaaaaasty! Happy May 5th!

I have a Secret Desire...

Hiding deep in my soul, It sets my heart afire, To see me in this rooooooolllllle!

no. I don't wanna be a Producer and have a hit show on Broadway.

I have an urge to play rugby. I'm guessing this urge will go away in like two weeks but anyway I've got it. Don't really know why. Someone was talking about it today and I was thinking to myself. Ohhh I want to tackle people and play a weird sport! I have some pent up anger that I could let out and pummel someone with. I'd probably not like the getting hit back part. But I think it would be fun. Though I could be way off base.

I have a fun filled, jam packed, adventurous weekend ahead of me! Tomorrow I'm working at Concert Under the Stars. And by work I mean probably doing nothing but getting a free t-shirt for. Saturday the lofts are coming down so some room re-arrangments must be made then I'm gonna take a load of crapola home. Plus squeeze in there the 20 page paper due Tuesday night I have yet to start. But it's ok! I've typed my name on the sheet....and have figuered out what exactly I want to do. I'm gonna make the first part really good cuz then maybe the professor won't read the rest all that much. Hehe.

Hizouse to my self! woot! woot!

I went after class last night to Drumlin to waste some more dinning dollars on gum and well, the girl at the check out asked it I was addicted to gum. I felt a little embarrassed but then explained how I need to get rid of the $$ and gum won't go bad.

I also felt like an idiot last night when the guest speaker in the class said something about how the people who don't want change to the city (Kenosha) are the same people who have never been to Chicago. I've never been. So I felt a little left out. But then again I'm not from Kenosha. I still feel a little left out.

Ok. I should probably get some more work done. Keep cool my babies!

Whooooo R U?

Yesterday I saw some kid outside smoking a hookah. Yeah, that's right. A hookah. Don't know what that is? It's one of those pipe things the caterpillar in Alice In Wonderland smokes. Hence the title of this post. Who smokes those?! or better question, who smokes those outside a friggin' dorm?! I kept thinking about that scene in the movie, and the smoke coming out of his mouth in letter form. Wouldn't it be great if that could really happen? I make a mean smoke ring but I'd gladly forgo that talent if I could make a smoke R. My money says that it wasn't tobacco in the hookah. Perhaps a lil Mary Jane.

So I've been stockpiling goods for next year. Not in case of a nuclear war or biolgical warfare. Just for the apartment. Been taking garbage bags and napkins galore. Hey, if I'm gonna have to pay good money for shitty food in the dinning halls, then why not take some napkins (and by some I mean an ass load) to make things fishtail out to about even? Works in my mind. I've also got dinning dollars to blow. What have I been buying? GUM! Yes, GUM! Have to spend it sometime and gum doesn't really go bad so I'm stocking up on it. Though the flavors arn't nearly as good as say Target but oh well.

RANDOM THOUGHTS ALERT! (just a heads up to be nice)
How come Mickey and Minney Mouse never had any mice babies? Is there still time for them to have little Mouses?

If I wanted to, could I send a letter with just 1 cent stamps or 2 cent stamps on it? Like cover the whole envolpe with the stamps instead of just using the 39 soon to be 41 cent stamps? Or would it be a vicious circle? I'd put 20 2 centers on it but then the weight of the stamps would add to the letter so then I'd need more stamps to accomodate the extra weight?

You know how possum is really spelled apossum or opossum depending where you look? So say I use the apossum and am going to use it in a sentence. would it be "Hey look! There's apossum!" OR "Hey look! There's a apossum!"

Squarts. You know, the things that look like skirts but really arn't? I just don't know how to spell it and I'm striking out on google. Anywhoo. When a person with a New York accent (in my mind at least) says the word "skirt" it sounds very much like "squart" So. Here is my thought. If a person with a New York accent, or perhaps it would be more Brooklyn or Bronx, were to try and say the word "Squart" is there the possibility for confusion among those who do not speak New York? Like "Yo, I'd like to try that squart" "Oh this blue skirt?" "No squart, not skirt" "What? Skirt not skirt?"

I could lie and say that the stress of the impending final exams and projects makes me like this. But who would I fool? I'm always like this. I need to harness this brain power of mine and use it for good, not....weird. If only I put forth such energy and thought power to my school work. *sigh*

It's nice! (sounds like Borat in my head)

I've been saying "It's nice!" like Borat for a while now and finally, finally! I saw the movie so I can say it without feeling....bad. or wrong. I don't know what it'd be.

OH THEME TIME! Yes! I just thought of it! It's Nice! Can be the theme of this post! yes! I am BRILLIANT! or really stupid. you choose. but be nice.

It's nice! Outside today! 70 degrees, sunny, a tad bit of humidity in the air. Fan-flippin-tastic!

It's nice! That there are T minus 17 days left in school.

It's nice! That my lease on my apartment starts June 1st. Woot Woot!

It's nice! The Brewer's are kicking ass and taking names

It's nice! That on Friday I will get yet another free t-shirt to add to my collection! I'm a t-shirt whore. whattya gonna do about it? I will do almost anything for a free t-shirt. I just need to move some where warm so I can wear them year round.

It's nice! That I'm gonna stop now with this whole theme thing. I thought it over and well, it turned out a little lame but I don't feel like changing it. A hehe. DEAL!

Last night on Conan, who is in San Fran this whole week doing shows, he went to the Full House house. Which is semi-ironic cuz I posted about Full House yesterday! It was a good little bit. Had Mr Danny Tanner himself on it! I got a giggle. And I entered to win a 2 of a kind notebook computer that's pimped out Conan style. Yeah. It's sweet. Won't win but I don't care!

mmmk yeah. That's all I got. Not really exciting. I've been google-ing Media jobs lately. I like the journalisim but I think I might like doing other stuff in Media as well. So we'll see how my google-ing adventures turn out. I like using google as a verb. It's nice!

(I'm a freak)