Whooooo R U?

Yesterday I saw some kid outside smoking a hookah. Yeah, that's right. A hookah. Don't know what that is? It's one of those pipe things the caterpillar in Alice In Wonderland smokes. Hence the title of this post. Who smokes those?! or better question, who smokes those outside a friggin' dorm?! I kept thinking about that scene in the movie, and the smoke coming out of his mouth in letter form. Wouldn't it be great if that could really happen? I make a mean smoke ring but I'd gladly forgo that talent if I could make a smoke R. My money says that it wasn't tobacco in the hookah. Perhaps a lil Mary Jane.

So I've been stockpiling goods for next year. Not in case of a nuclear war or biolgical warfare. Just for the apartment. Been taking garbage bags and napkins galore. Hey, if I'm gonna have to pay good money for shitty food in the dinning halls, then why not take some napkins (and by some I mean an ass load) to make things fishtail out to about even? Works in my mind. I've also got dinning dollars to blow. What have I been buying? GUM! Yes, GUM! Have to spend it sometime and gum doesn't really go bad so I'm stocking up on it. Though the flavors arn't nearly as good as say Target but oh well.

RANDOM THOUGHTS ALERT! (just a heads up to be nice)
How come Mickey and Minney Mouse never had any mice babies? Is there still time for them to have little Mouses?

If I wanted to, could I send a letter with just 1 cent stamps or 2 cent stamps on it? Like cover the whole envolpe with the stamps instead of just using the 39 soon to be 41 cent stamps? Or would it be a vicious circle? I'd put 20 2 centers on it but then the weight of the stamps would add to the letter so then I'd need more stamps to accomodate the extra weight?

You know how possum is really spelled apossum or opossum depending where you look? So say I use the apossum and am going to use it in a sentence. would it be "Hey look! There's apossum!" OR "Hey look! There's a apossum!"

Squarts. You know, the things that look like skirts but really arn't? I just don't know how to spell it and I'm striking out on google. Anywhoo. When a person with a New York accent (in my mind at least) says the word "skirt" it sounds very much like "squart" So. Here is my thought. If a person with a New York accent, or perhaps it would be more Brooklyn or Bronx, were to try and say the word "Squart" is there the possibility for confusion among those who do not speak New York? Like "Yo, I'd like to try that squart" "Oh this blue skirt?" "No squart, not skirt" "What? Skirt not skirt?"

I could lie and say that the stress of the impending final exams and projects makes me like this. But who would I fool? I'm always like this. I need to harness this brain power of mine and use it for good, not....weird. If only I put forth such energy and thought power to my school work. *sigh*