I'm gone five days...

and things change!!!

First off, the Brewers are just sucking canal water. (We watched both Porky's this weekend so all the quotes from the movies are gonna be stuck in my head for weeks to come) They are in a major slide my man.

Second, L.Lo is busted BUSTED for DUI plus possible drug charges and more! It's Christmas in May! First Paris now Lindsey Lohan?! I just love it when rich little snobby slut face bitch whores get what a normal person would get.

What I don't get is why the police just don't go bust a fancy night club in NYC or LA and get all those frigging underage celebs. They'd meet their quota so fast!

Was up north at the new place in Eagle River these past few days. Boy am I glad to be back in a bed that isn't about six inches too short and I can't hang my feet over the end to make it alright. Those bunk beds get worse and worse each time. So does the smells erupting from Tyler's ass. Four of us in a room that is, I shit you not, a little smaller then my parent's walk in closet and Tyler has an ass that smells of a rotting rhinoceros. Is not fun. The best way to get any sleep is if you're buzzed cuz then, for me at least, I hit that amount when I get sleepy from the booze and then BOOM! I can sleep.

I got a fishing license for the first time ever this year and get this: the only fish I caught all weekend was when I was illegal. Figures. Oh well. Not like fishing was the only thing I was doing.

Start back at work tomorrow! Oh boy, I cannot WAIT! Do I need to lay the sarcasm on any thicker or is it being relayed over whatever the internet uses to relay things...

The only good thing on TV outside the Brewers right now (who I won't get to watch much cuz of work) is the last few episodes of Studio 60 are going to air. Watched the one from last week tonight and I just have to say that the only character I'm gonna really miss is Jack. Damn.

Ohhhhhhh how could I forget! My spoils from Ireland are FANTASTIC!!!! and no, that isn't sarcasm. The parents have done good. Guinness stuff galore! Shirt, magnet, key chain and AND an awesome ass clock that is in the shape of a pint and says time for a pint on it! hehehe. Looks better then how I describe it. Plus a pretty necklace annnnd I think that was it.

I love me some Guinness... I should really learn how to spell it. I had to reach for my magnet to know how.

Ok. I should go to bed I'm tired and have to actually do something tomorrow. Oh how I love working 40 hours.