Are you trying to invite me to a party in your pants?

Ok no. No one invited me to a party in their pants. I just felt like saying that because I have pants on my mind.

Well not exactly pants but the so called "rally pants" the Brewers wore yesterday to break the slide. Most guys don't wear their pants pulled up with knee high socks any more but they did yesterday. Well, almost everyone. Rickie Weeks didn't. And that makes him an asswipe. He wasn't all team spirity and hiked his pant legs up and joined the club. The pitcher didn't either but that's ok because pitchers can be excused from such things. And Geoff Jenkins didn't but he didn't start the game so he can be over looked as well. But not Rickie. No. He looked foolish being out there without showing some leg so to speak.

Which leads me to something else. How was it decided to pull the legs up? In my mind I flash to them acting like a bunch of 12 year old girls deciding what to wear for the game.
JJ Hardy-"Oh my god guys! I have such a great idea! Lets, like, wear our socks high tomorrow!"
Corey Hart-"Oh JJ! That is an amazing idea! It'll show those Giants! We're look so awesome!"
Ryan Braun-"Gosh guys I don't know. My legs will look so skinny!"
JJ-"Ryan, don't say such things. You will look fantastic."
Rickie Weeks-"Screw that. I'm to good for team spirit" (leaves)
Tony Graffanino-"What a little bitch."
Johnny Estrada-"You said it (turns) Counse, could you show me how you do your eye black so well? I, like, totally can't get it that even."
Craig Counsell-" Totally! Gather 'round for a quick lesson boys!" (squeals of delight all around)

aaannnnnnd scene. and welcome to my head. It's a nice place.

I'd like to take a moment right now to point out that I do not think that they prance around the clubhouse like tween girls and/or have flamboyant gayness to them. Though if any player did happen to be gay then more power to them.

I also had, I don't know what you'd call it, maybe ESP or whatever yesterday. It started when Counsell was pinch hitting for Vargas and his stats against Zito was 0-6 which means he's never had a hit against him in his career and I said, in a somewhat mean voice, "Well change it!" and whattya know? He hit one for a a single into right feild to load the bases. Then JJ Hardy was down in the count something like 1-2 so yet again in the mean voice I said "Do something good!" and what did he do? A 2 RBI single.

I've got the power! But unfortunately I will not be able to test the power much this week since I got screwed with the schedule.

Ok well I need to eat.