I'm no Superman

I'm watching Scrubs right now. Hence the title. And Dr Cox just made a baseball reference. Which made me laugh a little.

Brewers lost two of three at Chicago. Bitches. I like to place blame on the fact that in both games they lost, Friday and today, I had no idea what was going on during the game. Yesterday I did and they won. They started to suck canal water in May when I was up north all the time.

I'm just saying. You can draw your own conclusions.

There are two sayings that I really really want to say to customers. Both will work when they are complaining about prices and giving me long winded stories as to why they don't have their card with them. One is "Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a rip? (gesture to myself) Me!" and "Oh I'm sorry. You're mistaking me with someone who cares"

When are people going to learn that I honestly do not give a shit? I do to a certain extent, such as I care that you don't have your savings card with you. What I don't care about is that your great aunts dog chewed it up when they were in town visiting from Alberta. I stopped listening after you said you didn't have it. Sorry.

Someone said the other day that our store was the worst grocery store in Madison and two things went in my head that I wanted to say. One was to be a smart ass and go "Well interesting since this isn't Madison" and then "Why do you still shop here? Goooooo somewhere else!"

Two more dayzzzz of work then vacay up north. A mixed woot woot if you will. Confined sleeping quarters? Um no thank you. No work? Yaaaaaaay! No dishwasher? Booooo. Beer and Sun? Hooray! The list could go on and on.

But that is all for now bitches. I don't have anything to do except go to bed. I'm awesome.