Fat Man in a Red Coat.

Mmmm coffee and kringle. So delicious. You would've had some too if you bought a kringle from me damnit! Oh wait. I probably never mentioned I was selling them. Hehe. Sales is not in my future.

How's it going? Everything good? Can't wait for jolly old St. Nick to come down the chimney? Yeah would be more excited had mommy and daddy wrapped the gifts. I'm still bitter about it, yeah. I don't like surprises! I want to know right here and now what to expect on Christmas morn.

Sorry, sorry. I get distracted when it comes to Christmas. So much stuff happens on a single day after all. (well two if you count both Christmases) Presents, good. Food, good. Alcohol, good. Kenny and Dolly on the way to Monroe, Good. It usually is a nice day.

Today is a big day in baseball. The Mitchell Report comes out in a few hours and its gonna name some big names as steroid users. So far Roger Clemens is in the report. If any of the Brewers are in it they are dead to me. (I totally said that like a mafia man!) Turnbow, you are already on thin ice Mister with your previous juicing charges! Thin ice with me that is. But we'll see in a few short hours if any one good makes the list. And Barry Bonds is not good. Have you seen the man? How does he start hitting so much better at his age? and why is his head getting so big? * him Bud Selig. Give him the ol' *.

Ok and now back to something more useful. Oh wait. That never happens here!

I should go write my paper about my philosophy of life. And how I like Freud's ideas while almost everyone else thinks he's a whack job.

catch ya on the flip side, homes.