FRANK!

What is with the St. Louis Cardinals and a lot of the players having porn mustaches? Honeslty, I've never seen so many in one place since the last porn flick I watched.

Ok I haven't watched any porn...that had men with the stache's!

Is it the hip thing to do in St. Louis, look like a creeper? Perhaps it is one of those luck things or change of pace. Like the Brewers wore rally pants, shaved their heads and Corey Hart and JJ hardy dyed their hair black in the past to spice things up. If that's the case they could have picked something better. Not something that looks like a sex offender meeting.

God damnit Milwaukee. Why must the bullpen always ruin things? Sure the starters have been off but it seems like anytime a starting pitcher throws a good game then either A. They get no run support or B. the bullpen blows things up. It seems like they can never fire on all cylinders. If it isn't the pitching, it's the hitting. If isn't the hitting then the defense commits errors. They need to get it all working together.

Frank Catalanatto's at bat song is driving me nuts. I can't really hear it since, well, I'm not there but it sound so familiar. I think it might be "I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight" but not sure. It is making me crazy. Random: Frank would be a good name for a husband. Why? Great one to yell at in an angry way. Catalanatto would also be a fabu last name. Why? Beats the hell out of mine. I have last name envy. I must find a man with a good one.

OH! OH! I figured it out! He just came up and I quickly googled the lyrics and it's The Outfield (how appropriate) and "I Just Want to Use Your Love Tonight". Ah. Now I can function the rest of the day knowing it.

Ok. Well the game is winding down and yeah...

Peace and hair grease!