Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Nasty Little Pervert

Tim Lincecum, the Giants phenomenon, looks like he should be going to homeroom instead of pitching to home plate. He looks like a 13 year old perv!

He should cut his hair, I think that would do wonders for him. Or at the very least do something to it so it doesn't look so greasy. Yuck. It doesn't look greasy in this picture but in the middle of a game I think you could slick a bowling ally with his hair. Perhaps he should pony tail it or do the piggy tails. I'd french braid it for him if I knew how to.

This All-Star game is pretty anti-climatic. Well except it appears that the NL is going to lose yet again. They're about to go into the bottom of the 9th.

Prince Fielder is the Home Run Derby champ! Woo! Now lets just hope that doesn't mean he won't be able to hit very many when they count. Apparently that's the common theme. Home Run Derby champs end up in a slump following the derby.

One more out and the AL will win it once again. Quit sucking National League! You're the premier league! You make your pitchers hit, force the managers to actually manage and not have the luxury of not worrying about pinch hitters.

Annnnnnd that's the ball game. Cripes. Stupid NL. It's only been a dozen years since you've won one...

Riiiiiiiiiiight. That's about it.

Keep on keepin' on punks.

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