Sometimes I miss you so much it hurts

Dear Milwaukee Brewers,

I am writing you this letter to express the sorrow in my heart. You have hurt me. You have broken my heart and now have proceeded to dance over the pieces. Not long ago there was the flicker of hope, the sparkle of possibility. Now that has given way to the dark future that as of present shows no light at the end of the tunnel.

Not once do you fail to succeed over a sub par team, oh no. Now as the second game against the National's, who are 31-68...THIRTY ONE AND SIXTY EIGHT!, you are losing by a large margin.
Against the Pirates you could not gain ground and now you cannot do it again against Washington.

It is a disgrace. It is almost an embarrassment to be a fan. What is there to cheer for? Usually during a losing streak there is something clicking. Not now. Nothing is going well for you. The starting pitchers are bruised and battered. The relievers provide no relief. The bats are not cold but they are far from hot. The defense makes little league errors. This is no longer major league baseball.

You need to change. You need to find starting pitching. Your manager needs to quit thinking so highly of the pitchers. Quit leaving in starters for too long and quit taking out relievers so early.

What happened? Honestly, what the hell has happened? Sure David Bush is on the DL so you are one starting pitcher short. What's your excuse Looper? Suppan? Suppan you may have an oblique strain as announced today but what has been your excuse all season? Parra, you have been better since getting back from the minors but you need to step it up. And don't get me started on the relievers. If the starters looked like they've been run over by a semi then the relievers look like they've been rolled over by a pickup. McClung, I'm happy you're on the DL. Stay there a while. Carlos Villanueva. I can't even look at you. I will personally drive you to Nashville. Seriously. I'll be there tomorrow to get you. You are ridiculous. When was the last time you had a good outing? I don't want to hear any excuses that it was hard since you were starting today, you used to be a frakin' starter. You want to be one. If you can't even handle an inning out of the 'pen then why in the name of whatever is holy are you getting the ball to start a game? Macha needs to lay off crazy juice.

As a real fan I can say this with no hesitation: you suck. You're terrible. But I will keep watching, I will keep rooting and I will continue to get my heart broke as long as you continue to play horrible baseball.

Sincerely,

Me