If I were the king of the foooooresssssst

The one thing that drive me nuts about myself if my lack of balls.

Not in an anatomical sense but in a metaphoric sense. I...I have no balls. I am the biggest wuss/coward. I can't muster up the courage when I really should be. Going with the title of the post that makes me the Cowardly Lion. I rather sit in the corner stroking my tail than do anything. But it could be worse I guess. I could be like the Tin Man or the Scarecrow and have no brain or heart. But my lack of balls drive me nuts. Yesterday I had to cancel payment on a check because the dumbies at the hair place lost my check and wanted a new one. So the bank is going to charge me 20 bucks to do it and the check was a whopping 7.50. So I wasn't exactly thrilled so I came up with the great idea of just giving the hair place 7.50. Which I did but I was too chicken to tell them why it was for that amount so I walked, told them what the check was for, gave it to them folded up and bolted. I'm a wuss. I need to grow a pair.

But anyway, I've noticed that Discovery Channel likes fishing shows. And I seem to like them too. But these aren't those shitty fishing shows on OLN with two gray haired old men sitting in a fishing boat in the middle of some lake catching bass. These are crab and lobster fishermen. And tuna! I don't know if the tuna fishing show I saw last night is a series or not but let me tell ya, I think I'll add tuna fishing to the back up plans. Why not lobster or crab? Well tuna is in the warm waters of Australia, the market is a 22 million dollar one and well, it just doesn't seem as scary as the other two. Except for the sharks. Eek. And here's a fun bit of trivia. How do you calm down a tuna fish? Why cover it's eyes and pat it of course. And that bit of trivia will reamin with me forever. Add it to the random facts floating around in my head.

Mmk well, I need to eat then cry a little because I work at 6AM tomorrow.