Poo Boy

No, no. This post is not dedicated to Mike Rowe and his many poo-alcious adventures. (Though I do enjoy his show) I just wanted to keep the title PG. In reality it transfers to Shit Son. My new ghetto favorite saying, once again as out dated as curdled milk but better then saying pimp.

Ahany-ways.

I say Shit Son because shit son, I always forget my ideas for posts. I come up with them at work or while laying awake at night and come time to write about them I forget them. Out they go. And some are good ideas or thoughts. Some aren't yet I still think I should write them down. Oh well. That's how it goes.

I'm reading a book about Watergate right now, more specifically about the last 100 days until Nixon resigned so all the Senate Judiciary Committee, Special Prosecutor and cover up stuff. And well, Nixon was a moron when it came to that stuff but I didn't know that people called him Tricky Dick. I was robbed of my Watergate learning while in high school thanks to a weird and boring Contemporary American History teacher who rather spend 6 weeks talking and reading about the massacre at Mi Lai then necessary therefore not quite making it to Watergate, but anyway the whole point of this rambling is that I find a name like Tricky Dick to have a potential like no other at jokes. I mean...how could it not? Tricky Dick? Come on! Impotence has the potential for humor. With that nickname, a number of erectile dysfunction jokes are running through my head.

Mean of me? Perhaps. Wrong? Just a tad. Does that stop me? Not a chance.

In my head the joke would have to include Mrs Nixon. Something like "You know why he was called Tricky Dick? No, but I'm guessing Mrs Nixion does" Not a great attempt but it's there. I won't go into it anymore. Neither will Nixon. (GET IT? HAHAHA! Damnit. I'm such a...loser) Just think of the joke potential. I'm telling you, it's there.

Tralala. One more day of work. Uno mas! Yippie! Tomorrow that is. No work today. Another yippie if you will.

And have you noticed that I have not blogged about my beloved Brewers in a while? Yeah. Thanks. I can do it. But Nixon can't. Pissit! I don't see this stopping anytime soon which can't be good.

Ok I need to end this now before it gets any lower. (That's what she said)

.........I'm sorry......