Honest to Blog!

I never fully understood why health insurance companies are seen as Satan walking among mortals until I got quasi-denied insurance.

Now I think they can all kiss my ass and I want to sucker punch anyone who works for the company and comes through my line at work.

Apparently I'm not allowed to go to the doctor for the one reason why I would ever go the doctor besides being sick. My itchy skin. What the hell. That's just mean. Hey yeah we'll insure you but we won't pay for you to go to the doctor maybe twice a year to get yo itchy skin checked out. In the words of Stephanie Judith Tanner, How Rude!

I told my mom that I should just get pregnant and then be like haha suckas! Pay for that shit! Yeah! You could have avoided that big ol' bill had you just let me go to the doctor for my skin!

Ok so I wouldn't actually do that. ...or would I? No, no. I wouldn't.

So yeah there's that. Oh and I've added a person to the I Want To Punch In The Neck List. Giuliana from that stupid Giuliana and Bill Show. Why in the HELL do they have a show?! Seriously! I could almost have a better reality show then them.

Also, I know you all think it but I'm just going to say it. The alphorn at the start of the Little House on the Prairie is amazing. I love me some alphorn to start off with but when you pair that with the Ingalls....ah! So great!

Yeah. Don't even try to hate on Little House, that would be an unwise move!