Strike up the band...

Holy crap it was stupid people day at the store.

It first started with some guy trying to use my counterfeit pen as a regular pen. Why he thought he had the right to reach around the register to rip the pen off that's velcroed there I do not know. I mean, it's one thing when people swipe pens off of that little desk like area but to snag one off of the register/screen part that I use is something else. Keep your hands off my crap people!

Then as I'm checking out an order and the guy sort of loud starts going WHOA WHOA HEY WAIT! I look at him and say "Is this not your stuff?" and he says in a bitchy way "I am trying to look at the price of the steaks." Well ooooooh! Oh alright then. You know 95 percent of the people who sit there and watch the screen like penny pinching morons generally just go "Oh did, did those steaks come up on sale?" They generally don't spazz.

Ok fine I shouldn't call people penny pinching morons. But seriously, when I have to tell people more then once that IT WILL COME OFF AT THE END or do you see how it has that little minus sign right there? Then they are morons.

Then there was another woman who wasn't stupid but she said ok about 100 times in the time that I had to talk to her. Which was less then five minutes. It isn't even an exaggeration to say 100. I really wanted to go Ok! ok! ok! ok! and sound like Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura when he's imitating Snowflake.

Ugh. There is more stupid stories but I won't go on.

Oh! The World's Best on Travel is mega structures. I'm not ashamed to say that I'm oooo-ing over what they have to show. Ok yeah. I am a little. This is my Saturday night. Sad. Oh so sad.