I almost stepped on a snake.
Yeah. Ew. Saturday night after we got home from Monroe. I wanted to go on a photoshoot so me and the 'bag were walking and Ashley was like "OH! Is that a SNAKE?!" and I looked down and sweet jesus it was.
Well actually it looked like a fake plastic one but then we threw a rock at it and it moved.
I almost stepped on it! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww! It was a little twerp though. Very skinny and not very long, not even a foot probably. Teeny tiny. Still. Gross! So we poked at it. And by we I mean Ashley. She flipped him to the side of the road so he wouldn't get run over. But we think he was on the down swing cuz when she flipped to the side of the road, he was on his back and well, he didn't really uncoil to be the right way.
Ew it just gives me the willies thinking about it. I did take a picture of it, naturally, but I don't have that camera here. I should tell AB to put it online.
Anyway I was just on madison.com and saw a funny headline: Man busted after horse slapped on State Street.
Hehehe. It makes me laugh. Apparently the guy slapped a police horse on the "rump" a wee bit too hard.
And ew! Remains found in Kegonsa park won't be ID'd for some time. Ew.
Ok that's all I got.
Word to your brothers.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Thursday, October 9, 2008
And the hits keep coming...
From JSOnline:
CLUBHOUSE CONFIDENTIAL
The Brewers hold a 2009 option on Counsell’s contract for $3.4 million, with a $400,000 buyout. Counsell, who grew up in Whitefish Bay, did not sound as if he expected that option to be exercised, however. “I’m not putting any expectations on it,” Counsell said. “I’m going to play somewhere, I know that. We’ll see what happens. They’ve got some bigger fish to fry than me.”
...rat bastards. My Brewers low went even lower after reading that. There's still hope. As long as he doesn't get traded to the Cubs or the Phillies, cuz they are on the list of teams to hate right now, I can live with that.
It'll just be a little difficult following, especially if it's an AL team or a team out of the NL central. Thank whatever's holy for the internet.
Anyway. nothing really going on. Spent some time figuring out what classes I have to take next semester. 3 I have to take but I need a fourth so I get enough credits to graduate. But perhaps I'll tack on a fifth. I'm thinking of doing something fun...as fun as a class can be that is. I was looking through the course catalog to see what tweaks my interest. I'm thinking perhaps introduction to contemporary dance, the bible as literature or kickboxing. Well, not really but there are those classes to take. Oh I don't know what I wanna do. One of my classes will be web-based next semester thankfully cuz do I really wanna sit through a class about, like, comparative politics in Asia? Can't say that I do.
Alright that's it. I got some stuff to do. AdÃos. Oh I could take a foreign language! Wait no. I want an easy last semester.
CLUBHOUSE CONFIDENTIAL
The Brewers hold a 2009 option on Counsell’s contract for $3.4 million, with a $400,000 buyout. Counsell, who grew up in Whitefish Bay, did not sound as if he expected that option to be exercised, however. “I’m not putting any expectations on it,” Counsell said. “I’m going to play somewhere, I know that. We’ll see what happens. They’ve got some bigger fish to fry than me.”
...rat bastards. My Brewers low went even lower after reading that. There's still hope. As long as he doesn't get traded to the Cubs or the Phillies, cuz they are on the list of teams to hate right now, I can live with that.
It'll just be a little difficult following, especially if it's an AL team or a team out of the NL central. Thank whatever's holy for the internet.
Anyway. nothing really going on. Spent some time figuring out what classes I have to take next semester. 3 I have to take but I need a fourth so I get enough credits to graduate. But perhaps I'll tack on a fifth. I'm thinking of doing something fun...as fun as a class can be that is. I was looking through the course catalog to see what tweaks my interest. I'm thinking perhaps introduction to contemporary dance, the bible as literature or kickboxing. Well, not really but there are those classes to take. Oh I don't know what I wanna do. One of my classes will be web-based next semester thankfully cuz do I really wanna sit through a class about, like, comparative politics in Asia? Can't say that I do.
Alright that's it. I got some stuff to do. AdÃos. Oh I could take a foreign language! Wait no. I want an easy last semester.
Monday, October 6, 2008
What stage is this?
So I'm pissed off.
Could it be one of the stages of grief I'm going through over the Brewers?
Oh no. I'm still in the denial stage. Well actually, I don't know the stages in order so I pick and choose as I go. Anyway. I'm pissed because this one chick is putting me in a bind. She knew I was calling tonight to interview her, she gave me her number and was like yah after 845 call. So I have. Twice. And she is pissing me off beyond everything else because I need the story to get done. Ah! Piss. Why don't you answer your foooooooooking phone?! YOU KNOW I AM CALLING! I LEFT A VOICEMAIL!
Gah!
Anyway. So my favorite family to hate, the Duggars, had a show on TLC tonight (which I didn't watch cuz I was waiting for this girl to CALL ME BACK) Briana did and she filled me in on the deets. I guess the oldest Duggar child, you know the one with a J name? Oh wait, they all have J names! Proposed and him and the future poor soul who is gonna have twenty six million babies storm from her turnstile (stole that from lyrics of a Death Cab for Cutie song...) are not going to have their first kiss until they get married.
Um, what? Seriously? You aren't gonna plant one on her until you say "I do" yet your gonna screw her so you end up with a billion kids too? Classy! Seriously though. Why not kiss? I can respect the not doing it until marriage if that's your thing but kissing?! Really! Perhaps oldest Duggar is afraid he is like his daddy, he won't be able to stop himself.
RING PHONE! RING!
I saw this commercial for a new TV show on Discovery and the concept of it is so simple. I have the feeling that I must watch it. "Time Warp." It's basically a show about things in super slow motion like xmo or whatever that's called. That's it! A show dedicated to things in slow motion! I LOVE IT! I must watch. Also I like the name of the show "Prototype This!" It sounds so edgy like suck this! I like it! Oh and Dirty Jobs starts again tomorrow! Weeeeeeee! Oh wait I have class...booooooo. Meh. I'll tape it. Oh wait some one is borrowing my tape. I better get it back tomorrow!
I was watching a show on discovery today about torture tools. It was kind of interesting. One thing was this statue like deallyo that looks all nice and inviting and then wham bambo! You go to hug it (cuz who doesn't hug statues? or I guess your forced into its embrace...) and boom! The arms clamp against you and drive bronze stakes into you. Nice no? There was also some stuff on torture wheels but I missed most of that. Then the cross, naturally. Quite the effective death machine. And cruel! The creepy torture expert, who ironically was a professor of religion, said the cross is superbad cuz when they drive the stakes into the ankles then the person can kind of get the relief off the hands. But then the diaphragm is stretched out or some shit so its hard to breath so when the person goes to de-stretch, gravity gets ya and boom, horrendous pain. Ah gravity. It'll get you every time.
Diaphragm is a weird word. A silent g. How strange. It's like silent p's. Why must I spell pneumonia with a p when it serves no purpose? I guess it might but just looking at it, really? I don't recall ever learning the pn sound.
ok so...moving on.
Man. My daily routine is just thrown off with the end of the Brewers season. Nothing new on JSOnline to keep me satisfied or Brewers.com. Two websites that occupied much of my time and my morning routine. Check email, check other email, check facebook, go on jsonline, go on brewers.com, go on cnn, check blogs. I will have to find something else to fill my time again. I just don't recall what I did last year at this time! The baseball season is so long I just get used to it being there. It's like swimming with a life vest, I depend on it. Then you take it away and I'm thrown for a loop. I can swim good enough to keep afloat a while but it's nice having that vest.
Right.
RING!
...no luck. Why say you'll be free when you're clearly ignoring me? Just making yourself look bad and me. Which is what I care about more. I could care less about how she looks.
Ok I'm out.
Could it be one of the stages of grief I'm going through over the Brewers?
Oh no. I'm still in the denial stage. Well actually, I don't know the stages in order so I pick and choose as I go. Anyway. I'm pissed because this one chick is putting me in a bind. She knew I was calling tonight to interview her, she gave me her number and was like yah after 845 call. So I have. Twice. And she is pissing me off beyond everything else because I need the story to get done. Ah! Piss. Why don't you answer your foooooooooking phone?! YOU KNOW I AM CALLING! I LEFT A VOICEMAIL!
Gah!
Anyway. So my favorite family to hate, the Duggars, had a show on TLC tonight (which I didn't watch cuz I was waiting for this girl to CALL ME BACK) Briana did and she filled me in on the deets. I guess the oldest Duggar child, you know the one with a J name? Oh wait, they all have J names! Proposed and him and the future poor soul who is gonna have twenty six million babies storm from her turnstile (stole that from lyrics of a Death Cab for Cutie song...) are not going to have their first kiss until they get married.
Um, what? Seriously? You aren't gonna plant one on her until you say "I do" yet your gonna screw her so you end up with a billion kids too? Classy! Seriously though. Why not kiss? I can respect the not doing it until marriage if that's your thing but kissing?! Really! Perhaps oldest Duggar is afraid he is like his daddy, he won't be able to stop himself.
RING PHONE! RING!
I saw this commercial for a new TV show on Discovery and the concept of it is so simple. I have the feeling that I must watch it. "Time Warp." It's basically a show about things in super slow motion like xmo or whatever that's called. That's it! A show dedicated to things in slow motion! I LOVE IT! I must watch. Also I like the name of the show "Prototype This!" It sounds so edgy like suck this! I like it! Oh and Dirty Jobs starts again tomorrow! Weeeeeeee! Oh wait I have class...booooooo. Meh. I'll tape it. Oh wait some one is borrowing my tape. I better get it back tomorrow!
I was watching a show on discovery today about torture tools. It was kind of interesting. One thing was this statue like deallyo that looks all nice and inviting and then wham bambo! You go to hug it (cuz who doesn't hug statues? or I guess your forced into its embrace...) and boom! The arms clamp against you and drive bronze stakes into you. Nice no? There was also some stuff on torture wheels but I missed most of that. Then the cross, naturally. Quite the effective death machine. And cruel! The creepy torture expert, who ironically was a professor of religion, said the cross is superbad cuz when they drive the stakes into the ankles then the person can kind of get the relief off the hands. But then the diaphragm is stretched out or some shit so its hard to breath so when the person goes to de-stretch, gravity gets ya and boom, horrendous pain. Ah gravity. It'll get you every time.
Diaphragm is a weird word. A silent g. How strange. It's like silent p's. Why must I spell pneumonia with a p when it serves no purpose? I guess it might but just looking at it, really? I don't recall ever learning the pn sound.
ok so...moving on.
Man. My daily routine is just thrown off with the end of the Brewers season. Nothing new on JSOnline to keep me satisfied or Brewers.com. Two websites that occupied much of my time and my morning routine. Check email, check other email, check facebook, go on jsonline, go on brewers.com, go on cnn, check blogs. I will have to find something else to fill my time again. I just don't recall what I did last year at this time! The baseball season is so long I just get used to it being there. It's like swimming with a life vest, I depend on it. Then you take it away and I'm thrown for a loop. I can swim good enough to keep afloat a while but it's nice having that vest.
Right.
RING!
...no luck. Why say you'll be free when you're clearly ignoring me? Just making yourself look bad and me. Which is what I care about more. I could care less about how she looks.
Ok I'm out.
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Hello darkness my old friend...
But...but...but....but....
whhhhhhhhhhy?! Why did you have to lose Milwaukee? WHY?! Damn you Jeff Suppan. Damn you and your home runs you give up! DAMN YOU!
The crowd and the momentum was on the Brewers side but nooooooooooo, Jeff Suppan had to suck ass.
He can go sit on the bench next to Rickie Weeks. And take CC Sabathia too to the loser end of the bench. Clear some room for Billy Hall as well. They all need to sit there and think about how much they ruined the playoffs for the Brewers. I could get worked up in the woulda, coulda, shouldas and weighed down in the ifs and buts. I won't. I'll just say this. I need to close the shades, curl up in the fetal position and weep for the next two weeks.
I thought seasonal depression was supposed to come with winter not the end of the Brewers season.
Yesterday I was high as a kite with excitement and now I need to be scrapped up off the floor with a spatula.
And damn you Dale Sveum. Why why WHY WHY WHY! Did you take Counsell out? Hmm? I NEED ANSWERS! That better not have been his last game in a Brewers uniform. If it was then my depression just reached a new low.
I told Briana a few days ago that if the Brewers lose then we should go to a grief management group at the health center. The more I think about it, the more it seems like a good idea.
I'm just...why? Things were looking so good! Things seemed to be breaking their way! A win in the final game of the season to get in the playoffs! A win yesterday. They were channeling '82! Robin Yount was back in a Brewers uniform! The God of Milwaukee baseball was home again! The only difference was going to be the '08 Brewers were gonna win the World Series. But no. Instead they lose. Like a bunch of...losers!
I tell ya. Getting my heart ripped out and stepped on by 25 men in a single afternoon is just brutal.
There is next year, that's for sure but there are so many uncertainties about next year. The pitching staff, the coaching staff and most importantly -yes that old song and dance- WILL MY CRAIG COUNSELL BE BACK?!
I have to go now. This thinking about it is making my heart ache even more. It's fitting it's a rainy, cool day. It's like the world just senses the pain I'm drowning in. I'd drown my pain in alcohol but I can't. I have to go to Fort soon.
Just looking at my walls with their pictures of Brewers brings me down. I need to change my wallpaper on my computer from the ball and glove logo to something else because it mocks me. Though I have been shaking Billy Hall quite violently and that's providing a little satisfaction.
Alright. The one silver lining to this all is Brewers fans has one up on Cubs fans. We didn't get swept.
Suck it Chicago. SUCK IT!
And PHUCK YOU PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES!
whhhhhhhhhhy?! Why did you have to lose Milwaukee? WHY?! Damn you Jeff Suppan. Damn you and your home runs you give up! DAMN YOU!
The crowd and the momentum was on the Brewers side but nooooooooooo, Jeff Suppan had to suck ass.
He can go sit on the bench next to Rickie Weeks. And take CC Sabathia too to the loser end of the bench. Clear some room for Billy Hall as well. They all need to sit there and think about how much they ruined the playoffs for the Brewers. I could get worked up in the woulda, coulda, shouldas and weighed down in the ifs and buts. I won't. I'll just say this. I need to close the shades, curl up in the fetal position and weep for the next two weeks.
I thought seasonal depression was supposed to come with winter not the end of the Brewers season.
Yesterday I was high as a kite with excitement and now I need to be scrapped up off the floor with a spatula.
And damn you Dale Sveum. Why why WHY WHY WHY! Did you take Counsell out? Hmm? I NEED ANSWERS! That better not have been his last game in a Brewers uniform. If it was then my depression just reached a new low.
I told Briana a few days ago that if the Brewers lose then we should go to a grief management group at the health center. The more I think about it, the more it seems like a good idea.
I'm just...why? Things were looking so good! Things seemed to be breaking their way! A win in the final game of the season to get in the playoffs! A win yesterday. They were channeling '82! Robin Yount was back in a Brewers uniform! The God of Milwaukee baseball was home again! The only difference was going to be the '08 Brewers were gonna win the World Series. But no. Instead they lose. Like a bunch of...losers!
I tell ya. Getting my heart ripped out and stepped on by 25 men in a single afternoon is just brutal.
There is next year, that's for sure but there are so many uncertainties about next year. The pitching staff, the coaching staff and most importantly -yes that old song and dance- WILL MY CRAIG COUNSELL BE BACK?!
I have to go now. This thinking about it is making my heart ache even more. It's fitting it's a rainy, cool day. It's like the world just senses the pain I'm drowning in. I'd drown my pain in alcohol but I can't. I have to go to Fort soon.
Just looking at my walls with their pictures of Brewers brings me down. I need to change my wallpaper on my computer from the ball and glove logo to something else because it mocks me. Though I have been shaking Billy Hall quite violently and that's providing a little satisfaction.
Alright. The one silver lining to this all is Brewers fans has one up on Cubs fans. We didn't get swept.
Suck it Chicago. SUCK IT!
And PHUCK YOU PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES!
Ah, ah, ah, ah stayin' alive! Stayin' alive!
Editors note: In light of the recent loss of the Milwaukee Brewers at the hands of the phucking Philadelphia Phillies, this blog entry will be channeling the events of last night so no depression and/or thoughts of sweet sorrow will be displayed. That will be saved for the next one. shit.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
The Brewers won! Woot woot! And I was there to see the magic! Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Oh the game was a blast! Brewers got all over Philly right away and stayed that way. Rickie Weeks got hurt early in the game, which is good cuz he sucks more then a ho, and that meant Craig Counsell came in! That was amazing, not gonna lie.
I hate you Rickie Weeks! I HATE YOU!
Sorry. I can't help myself. It's like he has puddy for hands. He can't catch anything. You could probably walk over, place the ball in his glove and he'd still drop it. He is that big of a loser.
But my man is Mr Cool. He can turn double plays even while getting mowed down by Shane Victorino. Ya that's right Shane. You try that shit again and you'll see what happens! But the Phillies got it on that play. A run had scored but uh uh. Since it was interference against Counsell the runners had to go back which meant no run scored. Mwahaha!
Not gonna lie. As it was all going down I didn't know what the hell was happening. The downside to not watching on TV.
I think pictures do it justice more so here. Three albums from the game for you to see.
The first playoff win at Miller Park
So what if I like Craig Counsell...
The Final Chapter: NLDS Game 3
Yes, I get picture happy. So what. Who knows when this will happen again? It was 26 years last time.
Oh the excitement of yesterday was better then being drunk! Which I wasn't thank you. It was decided this was a game to be remembered so no excessive drinking. I did have a pina colada while at the game though. Mmmmmmmm. It was deeeeeeeelic!
And no one claimed the seat right next to me so after a few innings Briana came and sat by me. Though the people to my right were kind of lame. I was the second seat from the end of the row so the old man sat in the seat right at the end which was awkward. Then I got up to take a piss and when I came back his wife was in the seat right next to me! So I had to squeeze in there. I was like what the hell people. You have four seats, the other two you're with aren't here right now so go sit in those ones and stop crowding me! Then they left so I told Briana to come over. And she did and the old guy came back and didn't look happy about having to sit in his seat. Oh! And when they came at first he totally said I was in their seat and I was like bitch please. I think you're wrong.
Anyway. Their irked me some because none of them would stand up! Like when Bush had a guy in a 2-2 count and the crowd was on their feet, they sat. I wanted to shake them and scream GET UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP! It's a FREAKING playoff game! but I didn't. And the old lady was wearing red, the Phillies color. What the hell?
Ok. Well that's it.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
The Brewers won! Woot woot! And I was there to see the magic! Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Oh the game was a blast! Brewers got all over Philly right away and stayed that way. Rickie Weeks got hurt early in the game, which is good cuz he sucks more then a ho, and that meant Craig Counsell came in! That was amazing, not gonna lie.
I hate you Rickie Weeks! I HATE YOU!
Sorry. I can't help myself. It's like he has puddy for hands. He can't catch anything. You could probably walk over, place the ball in his glove and he'd still drop it. He is that big of a loser.
But my man is Mr Cool. He can turn double plays even while getting mowed down by Shane Victorino. Ya that's right Shane. You try that shit again and you'll see what happens! But the Phillies got it on that play. A run had scored but uh uh. Since it was interference against Counsell the runners had to go back which meant no run scored. Mwahaha!
Not gonna lie. As it was all going down I didn't know what the hell was happening. The downside to not watching on TV.
I think pictures do it justice more so here. Three albums from the game for you to see.
The first playoff win at Miller Park
So what if I like Craig Counsell...
The Final Chapter: NLDS Game 3
Yes, I get picture happy. So what. Who knows when this will happen again? It was 26 years last time.
Oh the excitement of yesterday was better then being drunk! Which I wasn't thank you. It was decided this was a game to be remembered so no excessive drinking. I did have a pina colada while at the game though. Mmmmmmmm. It was deeeeeeeelic!
And no one claimed the seat right next to me so after a few innings Briana came and sat by me. Though the people to my right were kind of lame. I was the second seat from the end of the row so the old man sat in the seat right at the end which was awkward. Then I got up to take a piss and when I came back his wife was in the seat right next to me! So I had to squeeze in there. I was like what the hell people. You have four seats, the other two you're with aren't here right now so go sit in those ones and stop crowding me! Then they left so I told Briana to come over. And she did and the old guy came back and didn't look happy about having to sit in his seat. Oh! And when they came at first he totally said I was in their seat and I was like bitch please. I think you're wrong.
Anyway. Their irked me some because none of them would stand up! Like when Bush had a guy in a 2-2 count and the crowd was on their feet, they sat. I wanted to shake them and scream GET UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP! It's a FREAKING playoff game! but I didn't. And the old lady was wearing red, the Phillies color. What the hell?
Ok. Well that's it.
Friday, October 3, 2008
Attention, Attention
I have a very important announcement to make...
Cannonbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllll!
No, no that isn't the urgent news. The urgent news is, can I get a drum roll for this, the urgent news is at 5 pm central time on October 3 I became the proud owner of a playoff ticket for the National League Division Series at Miller Park tomorrow.
That's right bitches and ho's I AM GOING! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
How did I get my grimies on one? Sexual favors. I rolled up my sleeves and did what I had to do.
Or I could've spent twenty minutes sitting at my computer clicking and refreshing waiting for the moment when I was let in to get one. and then it happened. And then I came damn close to peeing myself. Then about 20 minutes later my roomate, who was double fisiting computers by using mine and hers, got in and bought one. And then I came even more close to pissing myself over that.
Guess how much they cost? Nope, I get to keep my arms and legs. 30 bucks. THIRTY DOLLA! Sure you're getting screwed on parking but grand total I'm gonna have to pony up 40 bucks to the Brewers to see this game. Hellz yes. Hellz freaking fraking YES!
Oh man. I'm so exicted! I just can't hid it! I'm gonna lose control and I think I like it! ...ok I don't know if that's how the song goes.
It just puts a big ol' smile on my face thinking about it! Ahhhhhhhhhh! I'M GOING!
deep breaths katie...deep breaths.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm just so happy!
Ok. Now I have a different priority to handle, like going upstairs and knocking the shit out of tubby because he is being do fucking loud.
No katie! No! If I do that I might jeopardize my playoff ticket if I'm cuffed and stuffed.
Oh you fat piece of shit, though I don't know if he's really fat, I some day will think of a way to annoy you. Get shoes that let me walk on the ceiling or something.
Cannonbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllll!
No, no that isn't the urgent news. The urgent news is, can I get a drum roll for this, the urgent news is at 5 pm central time on October 3 I became the proud owner of a playoff ticket for the National League Division Series at Miller Park tomorrow.
That's right bitches and ho's I AM GOING! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
How did I get my grimies on one? Sexual favors. I rolled up my sleeves and did what I had to do.
Or I could've spent twenty minutes sitting at my computer clicking and refreshing waiting for the moment when I was let in to get one. and then it happened. And then I came damn close to peeing myself. Then about 20 minutes later my roomate, who was double fisiting computers by using mine and hers, got in and bought one. And then I came even more close to pissing myself over that.
Guess how much they cost? Nope, I get to keep my arms and legs. 30 bucks. THIRTY DOLLA! Sure you're getting screwed on parking but grand total I'm gonna have to pony up 40 bucks to the Brewers to see this game. Hellz yes. Hellz freaking fraking YES!
Oh man. I'm so exicted! I just can't hid it! I'm gonna lose control and I think I like it! ...ok I don't know if that's how the song goes.
It just puts a big ol' smile on my face thinking about it! Ahhhhhhhhhh! I'M GOING!
deep breaths katie...deep breaths.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm just so happy!
Ok. Now I have a different priority to handle, like going upstairs and knocking the shit out of tubby because he is being do fucking loud.
No katie! No! If I do that I might jeopardize my playoff ticket if I'm cuffed and stuffed.
Oh you fat piece of shit, though I don't know if he's really fat, I some day will think of a way to annoy you. Get shoes that let me walk on the ceiling or something.
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Blast!
Dangit! Brewers lost yesterday. Fook.
It's alright. They got CC on the mound tonight and he is one bad mofo. And by bad mofo I mean he is outstanding! They got these next three games. For sure.
So I really want a Craig Counsell bobblehead. And not just any bobblehead I want this one. Depicting the winning run of the '97 World Series. I should get my mom to buy it for me! It'd be fun! Then I'd have a better one then Bill Hall. And bobbleheads are just fun all together. The slow nod of their head's continuously as I type. Yes Billy, oh yes. Shake your head. And when Billy does bad, I get to take him off his shelf and shake him like a Polaroid picture. Shake some sense into him! And then his head makes a cool noise.
...Right.
Hey here's a question. How did the Chicago White Sox become the bastard child of Chicago? What the hell? Both the Sox and the Cubs have been in the city for pretty much the same time and both teams suck. Except the White Sox who won a World Series in '05. The Cubs have been waiting for the past 100 years. Yet the White Sox seem to be the red headed stepchild of the City. I get there's some North side vs South side stuff but really. It seems like the Cubs get all the lovin' when the Sox have been better as of late. Oh that's right. The Cubs are owned by the Tribune, so they get the media love no matter what.
Also, here's another question. Am I the only person who thinks Senator Herb Kohl looks a little bit like Mr Burns from the Simpsons? Yes? Alright.
Since I'm on a role one more thing...Those fancy bathtubs with doors. The ones meant for older people and are always on infomercials. Here's my thing about them. They seem all fine and good but what about when it's time to get out? You gotta sit there while the water drains and then freeze your ass off. Anybody who's sat in a bathtub while it drains knows that it gets freaking cold as the water recedes. So the old person has to sit there as the water drains completely before they can open their fancy little door. Now I know my grandma and that lady is cold on an 75 degree day. I can't imagine her sitting in a bathtub (eww! eww! I don't wanna imagine that) waiting for the water to go down. Does it have supersonic drains? The water gets sucked down in record time? Sure you could plan ahead and put a towel right there but still you gotta wait until it's past your ass before that'll do you any good. But thinking about it some more I don't think your completely submerged in those things either. Burr! and how do you wash your hair? And why not take a shower instead? I'd rather get the grip slip handle that adheres to any surface and makes getting out of the tub easier! then one of those bathtubs.
Alright I'm done. Enough weird as musing for now.
It's alright. They got CC on the mound tonight and he is one bad mofo. And by bad mofo I mean he is outstanding! They got these next three games. For sure.
So I really want a Craig Counsell bobblehead. And not just any bobblehead I want this one. Depicting the winning run of the '97 World Series. I should get my mom to buy it for me! It'd be fun! Then I'd have a better one then Bill Hall. And bobbleheads are just fun all together. The slow nod of their head's continuously as I type. Yes Billy, oh yes. Shake your head. And when Billy does bad, I get to take him off his shelf and shake him like a Polaroid picture. Shake some sense into him! And then his head makes a cool noise.
...Right.
Hey here's a question. How did the Chicago White Sox become the bastard child of Chicago? What the hell? Both the Sox and the Cubs have been in the city for pretty much the same time and both teams suck. Except the White Sox who won a World Series in '05. The Cubs have been waiting for the past 100 years. Yet the White Sox seem to be the red headed stepchild of the City. I get there's some North side vs South side stuff but really. It seems like the Cubs get all the lovin' when the Sox have been better as of late. Oh that's right. The Cubs are owned by the Tribune, so they get the media love no matter what.
Also, here's another question. Am I the only person who thinks Senator Herb Kohl looks a little bit like Mr Burns from the Simpsons? Yes? Alright.
Since I'm on a role one more thing...Those fancy bathtubs with doors. The ones meant for older people and are always on infomercials. Here's my thing about them. They seem all fine and good but what about when it's time to get out? You gotta sit there while the water drains and then freeze your ass off. Anybody who's sat in a bathtub while it drains knows that it gets freaking cold as the water recedes. So the old person has to sit there as the water drains completely before they can open their fancy little door. Now I know my grandma and that lady is cold on an 75 degree day. I can't imagine her sitting in a bathtub (eww! eww! I don't wanna imagine that) waiting for the water to go down. Does it have supersonic drains? The water gets sucked down in record time? Sure you could plan ahead and put a towel right there but still you gotta wait until it's past your ass before that'll do you any good. But thinking about it some more I don't think your completely submerged in those things either. Burr! and how do you wash your hair? And why not take a shower instead? I'd rather get the grip slip handle that adheres to any surface and makes getting out of the tub easier! then one of those bathtubs.
Alright I'm done. Enough weird as musing for now.
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