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Is anyone else sick of people focusing on Hillary Clinton's boobies? I am. I'm sick of articles about the risque suit she wore or her hairstyle. Come on! Is it important? No.

People don't think she'd make a good President because she might have issues with foreign leaders that aren't down with ladies having power. That some leader in Saudi Arabia or something would get his undies in a bundle over it. Uh, hi. Yeah. She'd be the President of the United States. Um you know, us? The country with oh-so-much power. If I were her I'd flash them the nuclear launch codes and be like "bitch please, I may have ovaries but I also have the key to total world destruction."

People worry that if there was another Sept. 11 type deal that she wouldn't react well. Be too compassionate or whatever. Yeah. She may be slower to react, take the diplomatic route for a while but please. You piss off a woman enough then damn, you be screwed. I don't have any personal experience with pissing off a mom or being a pissed off mom since, well, I lack the children but I can only imagine. (Ok so I've pissed my mom off but that's not the same.) If we're anything like the animals I've seen on those wild safari shows then someones jugular is going to get ripped out.

With all that said...I don't know who I'll be voting for. Hell it might not even matter by the time Wisconsin votes in the primary. I don't know the date yet but I think there is something like 20 states going in one day. It'll be over by then. Just wait. I know you're quivering with anticipation to see who I endorse, since they will have the full weight of me behind them. And that is a powerful thing.

Is it ok that I'm slightly annoyed that my grandparents don't know how to spell my name? At least it's spelled wrong on the address list on the forwards I get. (I won't get into my distaste for forward emails.)

Sad that the writers strike is on. No new Conan. Though there is something about a well organized protest for a legitimate reason that I like.
...you can say it. Freak, dork. Take your pick. Heard 'em all.

Ok. I'm off to do nothing. Yay!

Keep cool my babies

and ew! Rachel Ray on TV.