Purple Chicken Grapefruit Wings

Random. The contents of this post to come, as hinted by the title. Yes I know that most of my posts are pure random nonsense but usually there are a confluent of events that lead up to it. Not this one, oh no. It will be writings in margins, writings on scraps, things not written, things just thought. There will be no symmetry, no rhyme or reason, really no point.

So get ready.

• I'm fairly certain I'd accept/believe anything Matt Lauer would tell me. Brian Williams? Not so much. Tom Brokaw, oh yeah. But Matt Lauer could tell me to eat carrots, wash it down with orange juice and I just might do it cuz he said so. If anyone else did, I wouldn't.
• I tend to hum/do the musical instrument noises to two songs more often then any other. Yellowcard's "Ocean Avenue" and from Hector Berlioz's Symphony Fantastique "March to the Scaffold"
• Is it possible to sue the university for bodily harm because two days in a row I had to write exams for an hour and a half each sitting with no time to stop which has resulted in my neck hurting. (I'd never do it...though the money would be nice!)
• I don't like it when people eat during class.
• Nancy Pelosi I perceive to be a vicious woman. First the democratic Whip now Speaker. You go girl!
• I wonder if anyone had the balls to call Barbara Bush "Babs"
• The word Awkward looks awkward. (I think I've said that...)
• Hebrew written looks like a mixture of Arabic and Brail, with all those little dots.
• According to Freud, religion is a substitute for the human psyches' repression of urges of incest, cannibalism and murder. Draw your own conclusions. I find that as an interesting and fascinating analysis.
• I want to find the magnadoodle we used to have. You know, that thing with the little disks that you stuck your pen in one hole and then scribbled it all around to make beautiful spirals and stuff.
• I draw a shit ton of birds/landscape scenes in my notes.
• A woman was wearing a ton of leather the other day and I couldn't help but wonder how many cows perished for that ensemble.
• JJ Hardy's autograph is a bad one.
• Why do we call China east when in reality it is to the west? I guess the whole reason it is called the far east might give way to the fact it really isn't east. Or it is probably a left over from the British. Um hello West Indies.
• Armies are using lasers?! WHAT! Some kid said that in a class, that they are finding soldiers and stuff with laser beam holes in them and my first thought was naturally "I want sharks with friggin laser beams on their heads!"
• When talking about Kurds and Turks fighting, in my mind I imagine turkeys and cheese curds. Say what you will.
• Stephen Colbert's "I Am America (And So Can You!)" is one of the only books I have ever read that I am laughing out loud. (I haven't finished it yet...so good!)
• I've come to the conclusion that baseball is the sport for commitment-phobs. Today the Brewers traded Johnny Estrada, who hasn't even been here a year. So, if a person doesn't like to get used to someone, watch baseball cuz the rosters change so freaking much. Then I'd recommend that a person with abandonment issues shouldn't watch it. Watch golf. No teams, just a bunch of dudes/ladies doing their thing.
• I'm a phase person. I can watch the same movie 20 times in a row and then not watch it again for a year. Same with music. I'll listen to one artist for a week then not again for a while. I find this to be problematic when I think about the future, but *fingers crossed* it'll be an advantage.

Ok. I think that is enough for now.

Mmmm. Have a nice Thanksgiving. Home tomorrow and well, I don't blog from home. Usually.
I'm off like a brides nightie.