Apparently, in Australia, Santa is being encouraged to say "Ha Ha Ha" instead of "Ho Ho Ho".
Are you serious? That is just crossing some unspeakable line when Santa gets drudged down. I won't stand for it. Santa is Santa for pissakes! He has been the same for a very long ass time and that is not to be messed with. I'd slap any woman I meet who is offended by that. Political correctness is one thing but the sanctity of Christmas is another. Politics come and go but Santa comes every damn year the same damn day and well, HE WINS!
I feel a little better now.
Hehe. I was just texting Lauren and we where discussing our love for Google and I told her that I loved Google so much I should name a child that. I would name him Pubert Google. Pubert is the baby in the Addams Family movie (we just watched both of them). Then I amended that to say I'll name a dog that. So now I have two names for dogs. Pubert Google and King Wags-a-lot. I wonder though, if every time I were to use Google I'd have to put that little copyright c after it. Or would it be a trademark? Hmm. I don't know...
Barry Bonds got indited for lying to a Grand Jury and obstructing justice. If convicted, and if he gets what any normal person would get, he could go to jail for 30 years. I'm assuming that will probably not happen but wow. All because of steroids. See kids, not only do they make your balls shrink they can also land you in a federal prision!
Um, yeah. That's all I got for now.
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I've been laughing about the title of your post all day. Thanks to you, every time I see a Santa I will now want to yell that.
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