Reunited and it feels so good...

Bonjor my little cheeses.

Miss me? Offff course you did!

I'm back in black. Back in the habit, in the groove again. Choose one or none. Submit your own, I don't care.

Annnnnd I don't have much to say. Nothing seems to be infuriating me, annoying me, pleasing me, or just making me feel any sort of strong emotion at this time.

Oh my Chunky soup is done!

I thought it was going to be done prematurely (thats what she said) but all is well. SON OF A BITCH! I just dropped my gum in my milk! Nuts! Here I was, trying to be all gum Conservative and I didn't get it to stick to the cup right. Shitbricks. My milk will now have a hint of spearmint. (Chicken Wild Rice with savory vegetables or something like that in case anyone is curious. With giant hunks of carrots...yuck)

Ah nutter butters. I've got a fair amount of crapola to do.

Where are my manners?! Please excuse me, did you all have a fantastic Thanksgiving? (Yeah I know, call and response isn't going to work well here...) Mine was pretty nice. Ate a lot of food, drank some good booze as it goes with family tradition. Though the only complaint I have is there was no corn. And that I'd really like a Thanksgiving one of these years where the food is normal. That means no turkey done in a strange fashion (ie smoked or deep fried) and the rest of the food to be normal. The potatoes this year? Not so much. I won't complain since it was delic, and since we didn't have a pork tenderloin instead of turkey. (now that is one for the books, one that goes down in infamy...and when the children were banished to the basement back room to eat a few years back...)

Alright seriously. I need to do some homework before Dirty Jobs. (Tuesday nights, 8 PM central, check your local listings)

Buh-Bye