Drain-Whoa

Drain-o is simply amazing! I have never been more blown away by a cleaning product. So my shower has been pretty backed up for oh, about a month or two and today I finally, FINALLY! Bought me some Drain-o. And wow. I mean, really. That shit is powerful. Ok so I haven't showered in it since I've used it but just from running the water it seems to be amazingly clean!

Yes it is sad I'm excited over having a unplugged drain. It was getting annoying standing in six inches of water every time I showered.

Brewers won again today! Yay! Take that Chicago! TAKE IT! The announcers on FSN Wisconsin, you know Brain and Bill, kept talking about it being the I-94 series and how Chicago is 90 miles from Milwaukee, Wrigley Field is Miller Park South, all that jazz. Then it hit me. The perfect analogy: Cub fans are to Milwaukee as Cubans are to Miami.

Why is it so incredibly perfect(In my unbiased opinion of course)? You see, Cub fans infest Miller Park whenever the Cubs are in town. I wouldn't go as far to say Cubans infest Miami, but it's no secret they go there in hoards. Miami is 90 miles from Cuba. Milwaukee is 90 miles from Chicago. Do you see where I'm going with this? Good.

Now you might say, well why isn't Milwaukee Cuba while Chicago Miami? A couple of reasons. 1) Simple Geography. Who is to the north? Milwaukee and Miami. 2) Look at the names! You can't spell Cuba without Cub nor Miami or Milwaukee without an M. It's that simple. 3) I have never been to Chicago or Cuba so they go together like peas and carrots. Ok so I haven't been to Miami either...technicality. I've been to Orlando. When I was six. Ok so number 3 isn't a good one. 4) I'd rather go to Miami then Cuba, travel restrictions be damned.

Mmmhm. Enough with this don't ya think? yes.

So I was cookin' me some fish a little while ago and I dropped my fork in the oven and for 10 seconds I didn't know what to do. I just stared at it as the hot air was blowing on my face. Then it hit me, use the tongs to get it back. I don't think I've ever done that before, drop something in the oven. And it wasn't like I was using the fork to poke the fish or something. I think I just knocked it off the counter while opening the oven and oops, right on the burner.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck.

I have work to do so I shouldn't be telling silly stories about forking. cha!