Winding Down

Whoa. I just cracked open a cool, crisp Dr Pepper to quench my thirst and my brutal strength bent the tab. I should really lay off the 'roids.

Um right. Anyway. Good news! School year is winding down. WOOOOOOOT! WOOOOOT! Saturday is my last week at the store down here. Then a little time off to study, do some shit, then back to the store at home. My last day as of right now for school is May 19th. But that could change, and I hope it does. I wanna blow this pop stand earlier. And also because A-bag's graduation is May 18 so I'd have to drag my ass up to Point then back to Whitewater. Blach.

So I uh, don't really have anything to blog about. I've been living a fairly boring life, which is nothing new but this week has been exceptionally boring.

Except of course the fact the Brewers are playing the Cubs. And they won last night, thank ya. And they better the next two games.

Right. Let's see...um oh! I'm being reviewed at work! I shouldn't have told that one lady I didn't give a rip about how we didn't carry her brand of cereal. It didn't fly over well at all. Ok so I'm lying. It's almost my anniversary of working at that pit of despair so I guess they review you. News to me. Never happened at the big C. But if it means I get a fat ol' raise then review me. And you know, a fat raise with Chairman Bob will probably be a 10 cent bump.

Le sigh. Money is money I guess. I'm thinking about just not making any and living a my life as a hobo. Or marrying a rich dude. Spend my days laying by the pool on a chaise lounge, with a glass of brandy in one hand and a small annoying dog in the other. Oh and a cigarette in a Cruella De Ville type holder. and talk like FDR in the Upper East Side accent of affluence. I could pull off that lifestyle.

Cruella De Ville, Cruella De Ville, if she doesn't scare you no evil thing will!

PS holy cold buckets batman! What the hell? It was snowing yesterday! Seriously?! Ok, it was flurries but still. Burskey worsky!

Don't know why I made that into a PS. On that note, I'm just gonna stop with what little dignity this post can retain.

Keep on keeping on!